Author Topic: Billary`s Legacy (Read 375 times)

Jackal1 · « **on:** February 07, 2008, 05:10:44 PM »

I like this one.....

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The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years, he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital in Washington D.C. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

"Yes, Father?" said the nurse

"I would really like to see President Bill and Senator Hillary Clinton before I die," whispered the priest.

"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; the Clintons would be delighted to visit the priest.

As they went to the hospital, Hillary commented to Bill, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it certainly will help our images and might even get me elected President. After all, I'm IN IT TO WIN IT."

Bill agreed--it was a very good thing for her campaign once they put out a press release about it.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the old priest took Bill's hand in his right hand and Hillary's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.

Finally Bill Clinton spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

"Amen" said Bill.

"Amen" said Hillary.

The old priest continued..."He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same“

mentalguy · « **Reply #1 on:** February 07, 2008, 05:28:03 PM »

C(Sea)Bass · « **Reply #2 on:** February 07, 2008, 05:38:41 PM »

I've got a similar one, that hope fully I won't butcher too much.

A recently deceased women is waiting outside the gates of heaven and notices a bunch of clocks, all stopped at different times, near the gates. She asks St. Peter what the clocks are for.

St. Peter says "Each politician has a clock. It moves one minute everytime they lie."

She examines the clocks and sees George washington's at 12, Lincoln's at 12:01, and so. When she gets near the end she notices two clocks are absent. So she asks St. Peter "Where are the Clinton's clocks?"

St. Peter replies " God keeps them in his room and uses them as ceiling fans".

AWMac · « **Reply #3 on:** February 07, 2008, 05:51:10 PM »

Denholm · « **Reply #4 on:** February 07, 2008, 06:05:47 PM »

Those two jokes are great!:rofl

Maverick · « **Reply #5 on:** February 07, 2008, 09:06:31 PM »

Both were good ones, thanks.

Bodhi · « **Reply #6 on:** February 07, 2008, 10:20:03 PM »

LOL, good laugh.

Jackal1 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 09, 2008, 01:31:59 AM »

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Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
I've got a similar one, that hope fully I won't butcher too much.

A recently deceased women is waiting outside the gates of heaven and notices a bunch of clocks, all stopped at different times, near the gates. She asks St. Peter what the clocks are for.

St. Peter says "Each politician has a clock. It moves one minute everytime they lie."

She examines the clocks and sees George washington's at 12, Lincoln's at 12:01, and so. When she gets near the end she notices two clocks are absent. So she asks St. Peter "Where are the Clinton's clocks?"

St. Peter replies " God keeps them in his room and uses them as ceiling fans".