Dang, fell from my stairs and messed up my right elbow. One of the front facings from the stairs (fifth one up from the bottom) gave way under my right heel. My momentum was such that my feet flew out from under me and my right elbow landed on the now bare (read that as rough) stair edge and my right side of my butt landed on a lower stair edge (smooth surface). Hurt like hell, but no real injuries. I'm sure I'll be even sore tomorrow. If not, I'm going airsofting. My right 'cheek' is kinda numb but thankfully no broken bones. Right elbow looks like a bad road rash.
No Hawaiian's thugs, scorpions, CIA plots, brain tumors, etc were involved, just my bad memory. I knew that facing was loose, just hadn't mentioned it to the owner.
No, I'm not going to sue them either. It was my own fault.