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Offline rpm

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Phil King's law office is really ...
« on: February 11, 2008, 02:20:23 AM »

Meet Phil King, my State Represenative. Man, does this guy have cajones. He claims to be for the little man, but lies about taking kickbacks and illegal gifts.

Now he has 15 people living at his law office according to voter registration records.

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Phil King's law office is really ...

a) a hippie commune from the Sixties

b) a cult compound well stocked with guns and ammo

c) the set of that MTV series Real World Weatherford

d) like one of those old TV sitcoms where all the crazy relatives live together

e) a sweatshop run by Phil's mom

f) a haunted mansion where a group of people have to spend one night in order to inherit a million dollar but start dying one-by-one

g) a dinner theater where the whole family reenacts The Sound of Music nightly

h) a CIA safe house

i) an experiment to see if 15 people sealed inside a plastic bubble can grow their own food hydroponically

j) an entire county commissioners' precinct in Parker County
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Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2008, 03:58:18 AM »
As he is a politician, is this really that much of a surprise?
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« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2008, 07:02:14 AM »
all the above?

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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2008, 09:40:04 AM »
Lawyer, nuff said.

Lawyers should be banned from holding public office as a conflict of interest situation.

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« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2008, 11:58:54 AM »
Yeah.. this guy is the "religious, honest republican". He's also using his position as a State Representative to stall law suits against oil companies. As soon as he is listed as council he envokes a clause that he is unable to prepare for the case while in office and it gets postponed indefinitely.  

And you wonder why I don't like republicans...
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« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2008, 11:40:26 PM »
Wow, no defense rally from Rip, john, Virgil or the other "conservative republicans"? This is one of your boys!
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« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2008, 11:44:35 PM »
thats an example of why the country is spiraling down the toilet.
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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2008, 11:47:37 PM »
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Originally posted by Yeager
thats an example of why the country is spiraling down the toilet.
You Sir, have hit the bullseye.
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