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Offline Papabear

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Interesting blurb in the local paper.
« on: February 23, 2008, 06:03:37 PM »
This was in the police docket of our local paper on 02-22-2008.

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Offline Druss

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Interesting blurb in the local paper.
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2008, 07:09:56 PM »
A man says to his wife of 30 years,"Honey why don't we swap positions tonight?"

She says "Ok, you stand at the sink in the kitchen, and I'll sit on the sofa and fart."































I'm sorry. I am a sack of pure evil.
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Offline DREDIOCK

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Re: Interesting blurb in the local paper.
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2008, 11:56:01 PM »
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Originally posted by Papabear
This was in the police docket of our local paper on 02-22-2008.



Easiest way to put an end to that is to marry her
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Re: Re: Interesting blurb in the local paper.
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2008, 02:50:36 AM »
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Easiest way to put an end to that is to marry her

:rofl
Oddly enough, scientists have discovered a food that actually reduces a womans' sex drive by up to 95%

It's called:





















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Offline trax1

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Re: Interesting blurb in the local paper.
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2008, 02:54:48 AM »
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This was in the police docket of our local paper on 02-22-2008.

you should send that into Leno, I'm sure it would make it on.
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