Saturday 3/1/08

[captain1ma]

Saturday night saw the glorious third riech warriors smashing bases at will. as the allied forces put up a feeble defence at best, the forces of JG54 and JG11 and the AVENGERS were felt throughout the playing arena

to the Allied's  credit they are starting to get somewhat better but thats probably because they are spending untold hours in the TA.

19 and 25 fell easily at the hands of our hero's as we devastated both those bases. i would like to thank hanzz and soda for putting up a good fight against me.......but not good enough to hold the bases they were on. Maybe next time boys.

Again the Our great heros have the ability to march into any base and take it with impunity. maybe you Allied guys can get some more targets for us. we're at a point now were EVEN im am getting good. thanks for all you help.

oh yeah special thanks to Odee and 1Ruaml1, thanks for letting us know where everyone is. its working out great.

i wonder if 1Ruaml1 will take up the DA challenge from Truekill?? probably not. that tail between his legs and his wet pants will probably get in the way.

Deutchland Uber Alles

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[republic]

To:  Axis Community

For Immediate Dissemination



Axis Personnel File

Subject:  1Rauml1


Ch 200 info gathered:

- Claims to be a 46 year old man with 16 years of flying experience.  
- Professes to be way cool and likes to use hip squeaker language.  
- Claimes he "ownz" everything and everyone but, unfortunately the current allied planetset 'sux'.  
- Stated that he can't wait until the La7 comes to the AvA.



Special Agent Republic Notes:

- Proclaimed reliance on Lavochkin airframes cast doubts on his claim of prowess.
- Did not land a single sortie.
- Tactics consist of climbing to high alt, diving in guns blazing, and impacting the ground/other aircraft/foliage/etc
- Was unable to kill and/or achieve an assist on this agent's aircraft.
- Claims of 'pwnage' seem to be in error.


Agent Opinion:

If the subject is indeed 46, I believe said subject may have been exposed to lead paint as an adolescent.  I am inclined to believe subject is what is often known as a "sqeaker".  Squeakers are often characterized by unsupported claims of skill, an inordinate display of belligerence, use of '1337 sp33k'.  All of which were observed in said subject.


Agent Recommendation:

1Rauml1 is of no threat whatsoever.  Squelch and go about your business.

[MjTalon]

Originally posted by republic
To:  Axis Community

For Immediate Dissemination



Axis Personnel File

Subject:  1Rauml1


Ch 200 info gathered:

- Claims to be a 46 year old man with 16 years of flying experience.  
- Professes to be way cool and likes to use hip squeaker language.  
- Claimes he "ownz" everything and everyone but, unfortunately the current allied planetset 'sux'.  
- Stated that he can't wait until the La7 comes to the AvA.



Special Agent Republic Notes:

- Proclaimed reliance on Lavochkin airframes cast doubts on his claim of prowess.
- Did not land a single sortie.
- Tactics consist of climbing to high alt, diving in guns blazing, and impacting the ground/other aircraft/foliage/etc
- Was unable to kill and/or achieve an assist on this agent's aircraft.
- Claims of 'pwnage' seem to be in error.


Agent Opinion:

If the subject is indeed 46, I believe said subject may have been exposed to lead paint as an adolescent.  I am inclined to believe subject is what is often known as a "sqeaker".  Squeakers are often characterized by unsupported claims of skill, an inordinate display of belligerence, use of '1337 sp33k'.  All of which were observed in said subject.


Agent Recommendation:

1Rauml1 is of no threat whatsoever.  Squelch and go about your business.

[PhantomBarron]

I don't care who you are, That was some funny stuff.

[PhantomBarron]

As ordered, I have distributed the propaganda amongst the allied encampments. Man was that a short flight.
A training camp was observed within the extreme northwestern sector of the allied territory. Further investigation determined they are training the local sheep to man their guns. This observation has been deemed a minor threat as the majority of the trainees were on the lamb.