Author Topic: LMAO - Mall Ninja's? (Read 328 times)

gpwurzel · « **on:** March 02, 2008, 04:40:40 AM »

Ok, so I found this link on another BBS, and it had me laughing hysterically - can people really be this dim???

Trust me, its worth it, a bit of a read, but worth it!!!one11111

Wurzel

LePaul · « **Reply #1 on:** March 02, 2008, 05:35:59 AM »

There's about 30 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

Funny read tho. Our local mall wanna-be-tough-guys haul around the mall on those people mover things...can't recall the name...I remember seeing one on Frasier way back when.

Nilsen · « **Reply #2 on:** March 02, 2008, 06:11:46 AM »

Me thinks the joke is on all those who thinks The Mall Ninja is the joke.

Looks like a classic bate to me and im sure "The Mall Ninja" is the one who got the biggest rise out of this

angelsandair · « **Reply #3 on:** March 02, 2008, 06:27:59 AM »

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Originally posted by LePaul
There's about 30 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

Funny read tho. Our local mall wanna-be-tough-guys haul around the mall on those people mover things...can't recall the name...I remember seeing one on Frasier way back when.

lol the "mall police"

SaburoS · « **Reply #4 on:** March 03, 2008, 12:37:48 AM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen
Me thinks the joke is on all those who thinks The Mall Ninja is the joke.

Looks like a classic bate to me and im sure "The Mall Ninja" is the one who got the biggest rise out of this

Sure does look like a troll, LOL! Where's Airhead?

BBBB · « **Reply #5 on:** March 03, 2008, 01:46:00 AM »

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No, you blithering idiot, that was a preliminary wants list, but now that our team has concluded that HK’s are brass-bending plastic liability sortagunz, we have completely abandoned that original list and our carbines will be supplied by Hi-Point, or handguns by Lorcin, our backup weapons by Jennings, and our SMG’s and 7.62 battle rifles(SW3’s) by Special Weapons. We only deal with the best, and we feel that the caliber(pun for those of you not to sheeplike to notice) of weapons we have chosen are at the very top of their class.

That is the funniest thing ever! This guy has to be yanking everyone's chain. The Hi-point, Lorcin, Jennings and Special Weapons line is pretty much an over the top give away.

Hi-points carbines are garbage. Lorcin and Jennings are pawn shop bottom shelf ghetto pistols that are more likely to go off on their own than when you pull the trigger. This guy is baiting the hell out of these Glocktalk members. Funny read though.

Nilsen · « **Reply #6 on:** March 03, 2008, 01:54:09 AM »

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Originally posted by SaburoS
Sure does look like a troll, LOL! Where's Airhead?

or Mr Black?

Suave · « **Reply #7 on:** March 03, 2008, 03:02:39 AM »

Yep, the work of a master troll. Here are my favorite parts.

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Same with those mindless teenyboppers who go to the Hickory Farms store, and then take double samples of fruitcake and cheeselog, you warn them that they will be charged with a felony(grand theft), and that if they attempt to fight and run, they will be, unfortunately, first tazered, and if they continue to resist violently with intent to maim, then wounded. Fortunately, wounding fire to suppress teenage kleptomaniacs is relatively easy, they all run in straight lines, and a hit in the knee will be relatively simple from the second floor. But they all get a warning first, we do not simply shoot shoplifters unless they resist violently. Buttstroking those who attempt to injure me is another story.

BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual.