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Offline DrDea

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Condom game
« on: March 09, 2008, 11:37:22 PM »
  Ok heres the setup.You take a box of condoms to the clerk.What else do you take to raise an eyebrow.
 I say....Dog treats
Fire away
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2008, 11:38:54 PM »
Hacksaw, duct tape, garbage back, and rope.
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2008, 11:45:10 PM »
Halloween princess costume.<clerk dials 911 in the background.>
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2008, 12:02:52 AM »
Hmmmmmmmmm.........

Two-part epoxy syringe kit, several lengths of PVC pipe w/ three elbow joints, PVC cleaner and adhesive, gas can, 100-count box of #4 6" deck screws, and a Dremel Master Kit. Plus the rubbers.

As he rings it up, I mutter "This time, that cat is really gonna get it."



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Re: Condom game
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2008, 12:18:33 AM »
a pan a lighter amonia cloride eferdra some pvc some lare jugs and several liter cans of bleach...
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2008, 12:24:42 AM »
Handcuffs :furious
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2008, 12:27:53 AM »
Rags and chloroform. 
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2008, 12:28:49 AM »
 Cat nip and welders gloves
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2008, 12:47:04 AM »
Quote from: flakbait on March 10, 2008, 12:02:52 AM
Hmmmmmmmmm.........

Two-part epoxy syringe kit, several lengths of PVC pipe w/ three elbow joints, PVC cleaner and adhesive, gas can, 100-count box of #4 6" deck screws, and a Dremel Master Kit. Plus the rubbers.

As he rings it up, I mutter "This time, that cat is really gonna get it."




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Re: Condom game
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2008, 12:49:53 AM »
Quote from: DrDea on March 09, 2008, 11:37:22 PM
  Ok heres the setup.You take a box of condoms to the clerk.What else do you take to raise an eyebrow.
 I say....Dog treats
Fire away

hemorrhoid cream.
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Offline texasmom

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Re: Condom game
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2008, 12:53:42 AM »
If the store sells it, why would buying their own products raise eyebrows?
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2008, 12:57:25 AM »
A nine volt battery, rubber boots, condoms, rope and some lighter fluid. Buy these late at night.

 
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2008, 01:42:51 AM »
Condoms, duct tape, 3 rat traps and black silk ribbon.
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2008, 03:05:31 AM »
Duct tape, box cutter, baseball bat, cucumber, butter, and ask for the clerks phone number when you buy it.
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2008, 03:44:24 AM »
the girl that i am about to nail.

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