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Offline Sikboy

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Re: Demotivational Posters!
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2008, 07:28:57 PM »


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Re: Demotivational Posters!
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2008, 09:04:24 PM »
yay! i like 'em they are great (gotta love the walrus reference)

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Re: Demotivational Posters!
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2008, 11:36:34 AM »

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Re: Demotivational Posters!
« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2008, 11:44:20 AM »
See Rule #7
« Last Edit: March 14, 2008, 07:15:06 AM by Skuzzy »
Treize (pronounced 'trays')- because 'Treisprezece' is too long and even harder to pronounce.

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Re: Demotivational Posters!
« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2008, 12:07:37 PM »
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Re: Demotivational Posters!
« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2008, 05:34:53 PM »





Treize (pronounced 'trays')- because 'Treisprezece' is too long and even harder to pronounce.

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Re: Demotivational Posters!
« Reply #21 on: March 13, 2008, 06:21:13 PM »
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Cute, you DO KNOW that three airmen went missing as a result of this B-24 being SHOT DOWN?   

"The Kamenitsa crew took off at 0732.  Around 1100 while north of Hannover, fighters attacked Ofenstein's plane, which was flying just to the left and slightly behind Kamenitsa.  They apparently scored some direct hits to the front part of the plane as Ofenstein's plane first tilted, with the right wing just above Kamenitsa's left wing, and then abruptly dropped, breaking off about ten feet of Kamenitsa's left wing and the entire left aileron.  Graham immediately salvoed the bombs from the pilot's pedestal while Kamenitsa fought to keep the plane under control.  Because of the missing wing section, the left side of the plane was getting very little lift, causing the left wing to drop and making the plane circle to the left.  To compensate, Kamenitsa put full power to the left engines and reduced power on the right engines.  The correction did not allow them to fly "straight" but it did keep them from going into a full spin and certain death for most of the crew.  He told the crew he thought he could get them back to England, if he could just get into some cloud cover.   

From the back, Sgt Morgan reported that his guns had jammed.  At the waist, Sgt Krejci was so intent on firing at the Me-109s that he wasn't aware Kamenitsa had lowered his wheels as a sign of surrender.  When he heard Kamenitsa telling the gunners over the interphone to "cease fire" he didn't understand why.  It wasn't until Sgt Guillot pointed to their left wing that he realized they were in trouble.  The fighters finally stopped shooting at the crippled B-24 but they continued to circle the plane all the way down. 

Engineer Heater stood between the pilots' seats and used his fingernails to scrape ice from the windshield so Kamenitsa could see.  He headed for a large field, with the B-24's undercarriage brushing the trees at its edge.  They touched down at about 150 mph and all went smoothly at first.  Then the nose wheel hit a ditch or road and collapsed, burying the nose in the ground where it plowed a furrow for a few hundred yards. The top turret caved in, cutting Heater's legs and pushing the armor plating behind the pilots forward, ramming them against their steering columns.

When the plane finally stopped moving, the nose section was buried under the cockpit and there was nothing in front of the pilots but dirt.  In the back, the two waist gunners had been holding tightly to their guns.  When the nose hit and the plane abruptly stopped, they were hurled toward the front of the plane over Sgt Young's head, finally colliding with a forward bulkhead.  Survivors agreed it was miracle that the plane never caught fire.   

The German fighters kept close watch on the downed crew from the air until civilians took them prisoner.  They were eventually taken to an air raid shelter in Hanover where someone commented that the Rogers crew was probably already back in England drinking beers in their honor.  Then the door opened and the surviving members of the Rogers crew walked in. "


You guys are morons for CONTINUING to use this picture for "attempts at humor".   
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Re: Demotivational Posters!
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2008, 04:23:51 AM »
Sorry, I didn't know about the real story behind the pic  :o

I can't delete the post so I changed the pic...
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Re: Demotivational Posters!
« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2008, 04:35:07 AM »
Nice post Karaya. I am however going to steal a line from this post to use in another one. Do you happen to have a reference to this by any chance?
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Re: Demotivational Posters!
« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2008, 04:38:06 AM »
Good post, Thanx Bro.

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Re: Demotivational Posters!
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2008, 07:10:54 AM »
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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Re: Demotivational Posters!
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2008, 09:09:15 AM »

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Re: Demotivational Posters!
« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2008, 09:41:14 AM »
I'm Casca and I approved this message.

Offline Sikboy

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Re: Demotivational Posters!
« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2008, 02:25:33 PM »
Of course, there's always the ones from DoK's site:

http://www.gonzoville.com/gallery/?file=Motivators/

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Re: Demotivational Posters!
« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2008, 02:35:15 PM »
santa claus died!!!

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

easter bunny is next













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