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Hangtime
This was a post by Wolf37, back in the day!
* In a small dark and damp room some where deep in Knightland*
Sunchser* ok guys, this Bishop swine Hangtime has to go
Ripsnort* Well I agree, but what are we going to do
bloom25* Well we could drop a big rock on his head
Sunchser* naw, his head is harder then a rock, so that wont work
Swager* What if we tied a big rock to his ars and drop him in the ocean to drown
Sunchser* Swager, are you not paying attention, he's a Bishop, his ego is so big it will work as a flotation device and he wont sink, so that plan is out.
Loecash* How about we try to bribe him to coming to our side
Sunchser* that would be a good plan, except then we can't kill him, so no bribe's
Mathman* What about blackmail, I have some great photos of him with sleeping with sheep
Sunchser* Well that will help piss the Rooks off at Hangtime when they find out he's been sleeping with there wives, ok Mathman leak the photos out. it is a start
Mathman* rgr, will do
Sunchser* but we still need a plan
Skipper* what if we put out lots of beer as bait and ambush him
Sunchser* well the ambush will kinda work, we can trash the Fat Drunk Bastereds that way, but we still have to deal with Hangtime
wolf37* why dont we hire the ASSASSINS to take him out
Sunchser* I think the ASSASSINS are only good at taling out the garbage
wolf37* isnt that what I just said
Sunchser* not that kind of garbage (smacks wolf37 up side the head) now pay attention
PaintMaw* what if we sent him a message saying he won a pink cadilac and when he comes to get it we shoot him full of holes
Sunchser* that would only work against the Night Hawks
wolf37* and only if it was a pink ostwind
Sunchser* right, a pink ostwind
Catch22* well why dont we captue a Rook field, one that is a couple of fields away from the Bishops. then place a lot of beer at that field with a pink ostwind and then round up all the Rooks wives ( sheep) and put them there as well. then all the Fat Drunk Bastereds and all the Night Hawks and Hangtime will want to go there and we wont have to worry about them any more
Sunchser* well that sounds like the best idea so far, lets do it then
wolf37* does this mean the meeting is over now
Sunchser* yeah the meeting is over
wolf37* then it's party time, woo hoo
* with the plan made, the Knight now know the Bishops are no longer a threat and have a big party with lots of beer and babes
