Grind up a can of Span, either the original variety of the smoked, either one will do. Grate three boiled eggs, a cup of sweet pickles, and a quarter cup of onion, and blend into the Spam. A bit of black pepper, or Cajun seasoning, and three heaping tablespoons, or more, of mayonnaise or salad dressing should be stirred in as well.
Makes a good sandwich spread, or eat with sliced tomatoes.