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Offline Holden McGroin

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Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2008, 12:33:53 AM »
Quote from: SD67 on March 15, 2008, 12:31:37 AM
Good plastic surgeons can replicate a noodle for gender bending women. Prosthetic testes can also be implanted. It's still not going to "work" unless a pneumatic implant is inserted to facilitate an erection.

You seem to know quite a bit about this...
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Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2008, 12:37:35 AM »
I mean... not that there is anything wrong about that...
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Offline SD67

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Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2008, 12:48:02 AM »
:rofl
My mother has a highly qualified medical history ;) I have learned quite a bit about some rather unusual medical conditions and procedures. :)
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Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2008, 01:42:30 AM »

So how did they..... well ummm....... ummm.... well.... you know......  :O  :rofl
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Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2008, 01:57:05 AM »
wellllllll.... I really cannot see a suitable way to explain it to you that would not result in Skuzzification, so how about you peruse the above posts and do a google search? ;)
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Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2008, 10:11:51 PM »
Quote from: SD67 on March 15, 2008, 12:31:37 AM
Good plastic surgeons can replicate a noodle for gender bending women. Prosthetic testes can also be implanted. It's still not going to "work" unless a pneumatic implant is inserted to facilitate an erection.

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Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2008, 08:14:37 AM »
So it's like "pffffft...spoiinng"  :D
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Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2008, 10:40:05 AM »
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Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2008, 12:27:25 PM »
Quote from: SD67 on March 15, 2008, 12:31:37 AM
Good plastic surgeons can replicate a noodle for gender bending women. Prosthetic testes can also be implanted. It's still not going to "work" unless a pneumatic implant is inserted to facilitate an erection.
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Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2008, 12:46:48 PM »
Quote from: Angus on March 17, 2008, 08:14:37 AM
So it's like "pffffft...spoiinng"  :D
more like "pfffft...pffffft....pffffft.. .deep breath....pfffft....pfffft... spoiinng"
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Offline Maverick

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Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2008, 01:26:30 PM »
I thought it was "schwing!" not spoing.     :huh

If there is a blowout do you get a patch from the tire shop or the pool supply place???
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Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2008, 04:31:24 PM »
I was thinking about posting....but clearly decided against it.


:noid

Yeah....edit was the better part of valor.

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Re: Didn't know your husband's a woman for 7 years?
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2008, 04:53:21 PM »
Quote from: Maverick on March 17, 2008, 01:26:30 PM
I thought it was "schwing!" not spoing.     :huh

"Schwing!"  is these guys



"Spoiinng!"  is this guy

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