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Offline trax1

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Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2008, 07:20:48 PM »
Quote from: AKIron on March 17, 2008, 07:19:27 PM
Skuzzy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn_95hdy6Nw



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Edit: it appears you fixed it.
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Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2008, 07:21:30 PM »
Sorry. Willie Nelson is a total banana. I just can't ever make the Willie/Skuzzy connection there.
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Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2008, 07:22:02 PM »
Quote from: Ripsnort on March 17, 2008, 02:36:02 PM
:rofl

Or...


On the net again
Just can't wait to get on the net again
The life I love is banning posters with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the net again

On the net again
Surfin' places that I've never been
Seein' things that I may never see again,
And I can't wait to get on the net again.


 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2008, 07:41:16 PM »
Quote from: trax1 on March 17, 2008, 07:12:18 PM
Skuzzy, did you ever know that your my hero, cause you are the wind beneath my wings.




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Offline Ripsnort

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Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2008, 07:49:03 PM »
Quote from: texasmom on March 17, 2008, 07:21:30 PM
Sorry. Willie Nelson is a total banana. I just can't ever make the Willie/Skuzzy connection there.
That's because your man has never made love to you with a Willie Nelson song playing for background music. :D
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Offline REP0MAN

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Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2008, 07:49:11 PM »
I don't think Skuzzy IS this song, but it would definitely work as his theme song.

http://www.mobile41.com/ringtones/mp3/tv2/walker_texas_ranger.mp3

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Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2008, 10:58:38 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2008, 11:04:41 PM »
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8549046180530319575&q=Schadenfreude&total=731&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2

GARY COLEMAN:
Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy

NICKY:
I'll say.

GARY COLEMAN:
And when I see how sad you are
It sort of makes me...
Happy!

NICKY:
Happy?!

GARY COLEMAN:
Sorry, Nicky, human nature-
Nothing I can do!
It's...
Schadenfreude!
Making me feel glad that I'm not you.

NICKY:
Well that's not very nice, Gary!

GARY COLEMAN:
I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!

D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?

NICKY:
Yeah...

GARY COLEMAN:
And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses?

NICKY:
Sure!

GARY COLEMAN:
And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy,
Watching people out in the rain!

NICKY:
You bet!

GARY COLEMAN:
That's...

GARY AND NICKY:
Schadenfreude!

GARY COLEMAN:
People taking pleasure in your pain!

NICKY:
Oh, Schadenfreude, huh?
What's that, some kinda Nazi word?

GARY COLEMAN:
Yup! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others!"

NICKY:
"Happiness at the misfortune of others." That is German!

Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken

GARY COLEMAN:
Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in!

NICKY:
Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"

GARY AND NICKY:
"No!!!"
Schadenfreude!

GARY COLEMAN:
"diddly you lady, that's what stairs are for!"

NICKY:
Ooh, how about...
Straight-A students getting Bs?

GARY COLEMAN:
Exes getting STDs!

NICKY:
Waking doormen from their naps!

GARY COLEMAN:
Watching tourists reading maps!

NICKY:
Football players getting tackled!

GARY COLEMAN:
CEOs getting shackled!

NICKY:
Watching actors never reach

GARY AND NICKY:
The ending of their oscar speech!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!

GARY COLEMAN:
The world needs people like you and me who've been knocked around by fate.
'Cause when people see us, they don't want to be us, and that makes them feel great.

NICKY:
Sure!
We provide a vital service to society!

GARY AND NICKY:
You and me!
Schadenfreude!
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
To be!

GARY COLEMAN:
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!
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Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2008, 05:25:16 AM »
I think he humms 'Hammertime" :lol
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Offline trax1

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Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2008, 07:01:00 AM »
I tour around the web, from Aces High to E-Bay
It's Skuzzy go Skuzzy MC Skuzzy yo Skuzzy, lets see HiTech rap this way
You can't post this
Stop...Skuzzy time


MC Skuzzy - You can't post this
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Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2008, 09:59:04 AM »
Quote from: Ripsnort
That's because your man has never made love to you with a Willie Nelson song playing for background music. :D

And your man has? ;)

(Heya Rip. :) )
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Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2008, 10:07:44 AM »
Quote from: Airhead on March 18, 2008, 09:59:04 AM
And your man has? ;)

(Heya Rip. :) )
Well, yes, until you left me on that beach you squeak!
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Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2008, 10:13:44 AM »
Quote from: Skuzzy on March 17, 2008, 02:05:56 PM
Feels more like Harry Chapin's 30,000 pounds of bananas

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Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2008, 12:00:44 PM »
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Re: If Skuzzy were a song...
« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2008, 12:19:13 PM »
I think Nuke, Sabre or one of our other Brothers should come up with a song and share it with us. :pray :rock
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