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Offline Meatwad

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Popeye's long lost mudder
« on: March 17, 2008, 10:57:31 PM »
Now where is his fadder

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« Last Edit: March 17, 2008, 11:07:42 PM by Meatwad »
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Offline Jackal1

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Re: Popeye's long lost mudder
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2008, 06:37:07 AM »
Now where is his fadder

Well blow me down!!! Here he is.



Last I heard he had retired to a small spinach farm on the coast of Texas where he could watch the ships coming and leaving port.
keck   keck keck keck!  :)

"Pappy is a degenerate father who has abandoned the son as soon as he was born: his excuse is that he had to buy a packet of cigarettes.

We know Pappy under a lot of names: Father of Edge, Arm of Wood, Poppa…

Popeye - PappyPalmiro Boschesi wrote about this character:
“He’s sullen, quarrelsome, ladies’ man, irritable, impolite and brutal; he’s 99 years old and however he is in perfect form. Women are his great passion: he even hides in the children’s prams to be kissed by the ladies”.
He tried to take advantage of his likeness with the son in order to conquer Olive, cutting his beard. He fell in love with his future daughter in law and he tried to marry her; but the Popeye’s revenge was quick and Popeye punched Pappy many times.

In an unforgettable adventure called  “The Search for Popeye's Poppa” and begun on August 4th ,1936, Popeye leaves with all his tribe in search of the father."
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Offline trax1

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Re: Popeye's long lost mudder
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2008, 06:48:50 AM »
Last I heard was that he had 2 large tumors in his forearms, and that he had suffered a stroke and thats why he talked the way he did.
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Offline CyranoAH

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Re: Popeye's long lost mudder
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2008, 04:48:34 PM »
Last I heard you watched too much Family Guy!  :D