All this talk about not taking the HO is getting to me… What’s more American than a good HO?
Mind you, I’m not talking about one of them walking petri dishes that are standing on the corner type HOs…
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No, I’m talking about this kind of HO:

What’s with all this braggin about getting behind someone to shoot him? What kind of low-life, yella-bellied, snake-in-the-grass brags about shootin someone in the back?
What happened to ethics and good old manners? What happened to the cry of “Don’t shoot till you see the whites of their eyes”? What happened to “Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead”? Did John Wayne sneak around waiting until the other guy couldn’t get the draw on him? Nope! The Duke stood his ground, called the other feller out, and then slapped leather face to face.
If it was good enough for John Wayne… It’s good enough for me!