Author Topic: "The last time that I checked a nipple was not a dangerous weapon." (Read 2316 times)

Ripsnort · « **Reply #15 on:** March 28, 2008, 10:04:04 AM »

Quote from: Toad on March 28, 2008, 10:00:13 AM

That's because you guys didn't get the TAS message warning about plutonium nipple rings. Sure, they're safe enough when they're 6" apart but crash them together in just the exact right way and BOOM! 1 Kiloton explosion... wipes out everything with in a mile.

It's true... TSA knows it but is not broadcasting it to avoid starting a panic.

Implants.

mensa180 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 28, 2008, 10:06:52 AM »

LOL!

wrongwayric · « **Reply #17 on:** March 28, 2008, 10:14:44 AM »

As absurd as this was the thing that had me rolling was that she had to use a pair of pliers to get one out!

Meatwad · « **Reply #18 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:34:33 PM »

Nipples are dangerous weapons when its cold out.

This one guy lost an eye over it. He got too close one time and POW out goes his eye

Ack-Ack · « **Reply #19 on:** March 28, 2008, 06:30:47 PM »

Honestly, the TSA should be applauded for their actions to protect our welfare against ugly women wearing nipple rings. I hope the TSA expands its security measures to protect ourselves from fat ugly woman that insist on wearing halter tops and hip hugger jeans.

ack-ack

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