Martinsburg?? LOL I live in Hagerstown. I love W Va Jokes too.
Whats the state flower of WVa? The sattelite dish
Whats the best thing to come out of WVa? I 81
How can ya spot a well to do WVa family? 2 cars up on blocks.
I'll stop now

i'm a WV transplant, born in Hagerstown, grew up in Halfway, then Downsville then down between Dam #4 and Taylors Landing.
Isn't it like that everywhere? I have a hard time believing you would be found guilty of murder for killing a home invader if you felt your life was in danger.
There was an incident where an intruder injured himself while in the act of Breaking & Entering and filed a lawsuit against the homeowners, and won.
What WV needs to do next is get rid of their dinosaur senator.
If we did that then we'd get none of the federal pork that Sen Byrd brings to his great state. For example, the runway extension for the Eastern Regional Airport. Nearly all federally funded, and why you ask ... because the 167th airlift wing needed to transition from C-130s to C-5 instead of deactivating or moving to a more suitable airfield.