A man in a bar watches the most peculiar funeral procession go by: a black coffin, followed by another black coffin, then a man with a Pitbull, followed by 200 men in a single line.
He tries to resist but finally curiosity is too strong and he walks up to the man with the dog, asking: "My condolences sir. I know it's not the best time to ask, but I have never seen a funeral procession like this one. Who is in the coffin?"
The man replies: "Well, my wife is in the first coffin"
"How did she die?" enquires the other one.
"She was attacked by my pitbull".
"Oh I see, and the other one?"
"My mother-in-law is in the other one, she tried to help my wife but the dog attacked and killed her as well".
"That's terrible! I feel for you..."
Then a long silence ensues...
The man finally asks: "Could I have your dog for a few days?"
And the other man replies: "Get in line".
