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Offline MrCoffee

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Re: some of lifes scretes
« Reply #45 on: April 02, 2008, 02:24:05 PM »
IRONY

Irony is a literary or rhetorical device, in which there is an incongruity or discordance between what a speaker or a writer says and what he or she means, or is generally understood.
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Re: some of lifes scretes
« Reply #46 on: April 02, 2008, 02:34:45 PM »
ALTZHEIMER'S
Your memory is one of the first two things to go as you age, and the second one I can't recall.

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Re: some of lifes scretes
« Reply #47 on: April 02, 2008, 02:45:01 PM »
PARADOX

A paradox can be a true statement or group of statements that leads to a contradiction or a situation which defies intuition. It can be, seemingly opposite, an apparent contradiction that actually expresses a non-dual truth.

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Re: some of lifes scretes
« Reply #48 on: April 02, 2008, 03:24:42 PM »
BADGES

we don't need no stinking badges.
this thread is doomed.
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Offline MrCoffee

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Re: some of lifes scretes
« Reply #49 on: April 02, 2008, 03:36:31 PM »
OBAMA

Is gona save us all from Michael Moore.

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Re: some of lifes scretes
« Reply #50 on: April 02, 2008, 03:54:17 PM »
PLEDGE PINS

not on your uniform.

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Re: some of lifes secrets
« Reply #51 on: April 02, 2008, 03:59:18 PM »
Electric Fence


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Re: some of lifes scretes
« Reply #52 on: April 02, 2008, 06:04:19 PM »
FLYING MONKIES

Because Mac hates them
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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Re: some of lifes scretes
« Reply #53 on: April 02, 2008, 06:43:25 PM »
MAC

pull his finger.

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Re: some of lifes scretes
« Reply #54 on: April 02, 2008, 07:24:53 PM »
SPELLING

MrCoffee isn't a fan of it.
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Re: some of lifes scretes
« Reply #55 on: April 02, 2008, 07:47:40 PM »
TEH' SKUZZINATOR

Because we aren't allowed to have a 100 page thread

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Re: some of lifes scretes
« Reply #56 on: April 02, 2008, 07:49:08 PM »
SKUZZINATED

Both an adjective and a past form of a verb

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Re: some of lifes scretes
« Reply #57 on: April 02, 2008, 07:50:26 PM »
ARTIE

He is the strongest man of the world.
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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Re: some of lifes scretes
« Reply #58 on: April 02, 2008, 10:15:20 PM »
MENSA

it means retarded girl in spanish.

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Re: some of lifes scretes
« Reply #59 on: April 02, 2008, 10:29:57 PM »
SHEEP

They pwn tanks. 
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