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Offline Vulcan

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Dirty Aussies
« on: April 06, 2008, 08:10:49 PM »
Your refs suck, you cheat at rugby, and now we know why you have 6 toes on each foot....

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4468211a4560.html

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Aussie father and daughter have child
AAP | Monday, 07 April 2008
A South Australian woman has given birth to her father's son after the couple had sex.


John and Jenny Deaves reunited 30 years after Mr Deaves separated from Jenny's mother.

Jenny was 31 and just two weeks after meeting, father and daughter had sex.

"John and I are in this relationship as consenting adults," Mrs Deaves told the Nine Network last night.

"We are just asking for a little bit of respect and understanding."

Their nine month old daughter Celeste, shown on TV, appears fit and healthy.

Mrs Deaves said soon after reuniting with her father she began to see him as a man first and her father second.

"I was looking at him, sort of going, oh, he's not too bad.

"Like you might look at a man across the bar at a nightclub."

Mrs Deaves brought two children, Samantha and Alex, into the relationship after splitting from her former partner.

Mr Deaves admitted that he "initially" thought having sex with his daughter was wrong.

"Emotions take over, as people no doubt realise, there are times during your life where emotions do rule the heart, it rules the head," he said.

"I knew it was illegal, of course I knew it was illegal but you know, so what?"

Mrs Deaves said the physical relationship with her father was like "a sexual relationship with any other man".

For Mr Deaves the sexual relationship was "absolutely fantastic".

A South Australian police media spokesman told AAP "the couple is being monitored".

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Re: Dirty Aussies
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2008, 08:43:27 PM »
A South Australian woman has given birth to her father's son after the couple had sex.


Well, there's you're problem.

There's nothing to do in SA.

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Re: Dirty Aussies
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2008, 09:24:45 PM »
uh... barf
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Offline Druss

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Re: Dirty Aussies
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2008, 11:30:23 PM »
Why! Why! WHY!!!!!!  :rolleyes:

Don't they have enough sheep to go around?

Durn hicks live in the Dark Ages.......

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Offline FrodeMk3

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Re: Dirty Aussies
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2008, 11:36:03 PM »
Well, there's you're problem.

There's nothing to do in SA.

 :rofl

Rumor has it, you can find the exact same situations' in West Virginia.

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Re: Dirty Aussies
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2008, 01:46:40 AM »
Isn't that Wal from Footrot Flats?

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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2008, 01:59:08 AM »
Wow,  That's a wacked out case.......
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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2008, 04:43:15 AM »
You kiwis are just still upset from all the wombat rapists

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Re: Dirty Aussies
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2008, 07:24:56 AM »

So when did this lot migrate from Tasmania to the Mainland.

Or maybe they should think about moving there, at least they
wouldnt feel out of place with the 2heads in Tassie.
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Re: Dirty Aussies
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2008, 08:18:55 AM »
Maybe I am INterested because of other reasons, but I am shocked if the thread don't get Skuzzified.

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Re: Dirty Aussies
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2008, 12:13:16 PM »
Why? It's a statement of fact.

One needs only to look at them to see that Darwinism has failed in this case.

Having said that, people are insane and humanity is doomed anyway... so who cares what these in-breeding nutters do?

I stand by my statement that South Australia is entirely to blame for this occurrence.  :rofl
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« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2008, 04:14:55 PM »
LMAO Spoken like a true Mexican Arch!
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« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2008, 06:04:09 PM »
 Dirty Aussies? Ya that would never happen here! cough, cough Kentucky, West Virginia.

Whats the end line in the movie Clueless? (in response to Alicia Silverstone's character marrying her step brother) "As if! This isn't Kentucky!