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Offline ShrkBite

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"IM BEING TARGETED BY ALIENS!!"
« on: April 17, 2008, 08:03:44 AM »
Anybody hear about the guy in bosnia? His house has been Hit by astrods or something, 5 times! He now clams hes being targeted by aliens....."Its true, we are" says aliens

Offline Charon

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Re: "IM BEING TARGETED BY ALIENS!!"
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2008, 09:18:38 AM »
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has been Hit by astrods or something, 5 times!

That is unpossible. If he DID get hit 5 times by meteorites alien influence would actually be plausable given how totally implausible such a thing would be otherwise.

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Re: "IM BEING TARGETED BY ALIENS!!"
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2008, 10:16:52 AM »
Naaaa it's just someone from AH spraying and praying again. :lol

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Re: "IM BEING TARGETED BY ALIENS!!"
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2008, 10:25:01 AM »
freak'n tool shedders  :mad:

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Re: "IM BEING TARGETED BY ALIENS!!"
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2008, 10:32:11 AM »
It's Skuzzy skuzzinating his life.

You violated rule #10 by using it for breakfast.
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Re: "IM BEING TARGETED BY ALIENS!!"
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2008, 10:34:04 AM »
I think obama and hillary need to go on a fact finding mission to that guys house asap. They should stay until they figure it out definitively or a really big thing hits the house. Preferably the latter.
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Re: "IM BEING TARGETED BY ALIENS!!"
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2008, 12:17:43 PM »
There was a case back in the late '50's in Connecticut where a meteorite crashed through the roof of a house, and then almost one year later, another meteorite crashed through the roof of a house down the street.



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Re: "IM BEING TARGETED BY ALIENS!!"
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2008, 12:51:32 PM »
I think obama and hillary need to go on a fact finding mission to that guys house asap. They should stay until they figure it out definitively or a really big thing hits the house. Preferably the latter.

I can see it now.  She'd be using it in speeches for years.

Hillary:  "So we get off the plane and have to run and duck and cover all the way to the hangar because the meteorites were smashing into the ground all around us!"


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Re: "IM BEING TARGETED BY ALIENS!!"
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2008, 12:59:55 PM »
It's nothing until the evil alien anal probe comes into play.

That's when you start worrying.
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Re: "IM BEING TARGETED BY ALIENS!!"
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2008, 05:09:48 PM »
I think some of the members here might like the alien anal probe, maybe they'll find their head.
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Re: "IM BEING TARGETED BY ALIENS!!"
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2008, 11:28:22 AM »
It's nothing until the evil alien anal probe comes into play.

That's when you start worrying.

Sounds like the voice of experience there.
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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2008, 11:45:29 AM »
You wanna go camping where I seen the aliens?

I'll bring the whiskey!
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