Author Topic: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?  (Read 873 times)

Offline ROX

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2209
Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2008, 03:21:26 PM »
I never thought she was all that even back in the "Like a Virgin" dorm poster days. Not hard on the eyes, but just not up to the hype. And her pop tunes suck(ed) as much as any pop tunes.

Charon


Actually....more.....













"Like A Sturgeon"



ROX

Offline Charon

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3705
Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2008, 04:29:25 PM »
LOL Rox. I remember that line. Was it just a natural deal or a Wierd Al thing I'm remembering.

Charon

Offline Mini D

  • Parolee
  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6897
      • Fat Drunk Bastards
Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2008, 04:37:46 PM »
Aw... she doesn't look bad. I wouldn't really have any complaints there. But I saw 5 minutes of that documentary she did and couldn't stand having to listen to her try to carry on a conversation. I'd snap.

Offline ROX

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2209
Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2008, 04:47:09 PM »
Wierd Al did "Like A Surgeon"


I did a radio parody "Like A Sturgeon"....But I would get Skuzzified if I provided more details.


You can figure it out pretty easy.


ROX

Offline Kaw1000

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1159
Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2008, 05:22:03 PM »

Kaw....do you have a Diver Dan deep sea diver suit with helmet?




You'll need it.



ROX
LOL  Will this work ??ork??
See Rule# 5 on just about every thread!

Offline Meatwad

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 12909
Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2008, 06:07:08 PM »
You need something thicker for her

The correct term is she is like a hotdog in the grand canyon
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

Offline Mustaine

  • Parolee
  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4139
Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2008, 07:44:50 PM »




I'd post more but I'd get whapped with that 'ol stick skuzzy hides behind his back....


either way i'd just close my eyes and wreck that thinking of the above.
Genetically engineered in a lab, and raised by wolverines -- ]V[ E G A D E T ]-[
AoM DFC ZLA BMF and a bunch of other acronyms.

Offline DieAz

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1439
Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2008, 08:04:32 PM »
she is about 5'3"
little bitty thing.
the hallway isn't that big.


Offline Coshy

  • Nickel Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 545
Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2008, 08:20:54 PM »
Two words:

Vaginal Reconstruction

http://www.tcclinic.com/vaginal_rejuvenation/vaginal-reconstruction-procedure.php <--- not really work safe if you explore the site. Lots of pics, but all in a medical context.
Currently flying as "Ruger"

Offline Mustaine

  • Parolee
  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4139
Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2008, 09:00:19 PM »
Lots of pics, but all in a medical context.
pics page is FAIL

you saying I want to look at that???











oops gotta go, brb
Genetically engineered in a lab, and raised by wolverines -- ]V[ E G A D E T ]-[
AoM DFC ZLA BMF and a bunch of other acronyms.

Offline rpm

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 15661
Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2008, 11:29:31 PM »
Why on earth would you want to touch anything Dennis Rodman got all freaky with?  :huh
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Stay thirsty my friends.

Offline Meatwad

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 12909
Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
« Reply #26 on: April 16, 2008, 11:40:26 PM »
Why on earth would you want to touch anything Dennis Rodman got all freaky with?  :huh

Two words.....   "Pool's closed"
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

Offline JB88

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 10980
Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2008, 03:27:21 AM »
 :rofl

 :rofl

 :rofl
this thread is doomed.
www.augustbach.com  

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. -Ulysses.

word.

Offline Masherbrum

  • Radioactive Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 22416
Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2008, 04:42:57 AM »
Two words.....   "Pool's closed"
:rofl :rofl :O :rofl :rofl      :rock
FSO Squad 412th FNVG
http://worldfamousfridaynighters.com/
Co-Founder of DFC

Offline Yknurd

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1248
      • Satan Is Cool...Tell Your Friends
Re: uhhhhh...maybe it's because you are like 90 now?
« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2008, 12:35:56 PM »
You know she has AIDS or something.
Drunky | SubGenius
Fat Drunk Bastards
B.A.A.H. - Black Association of Aces High