More Deer Problems; Thank God for my Butt-Crack Penknife

[zoozoo]

 

I shoot deer with my paintballgun, so it dont killem, just make dem stop poowin on me lawn! 

[Airhead]

It could have been worse, you could have carpeted your garage.

Or lied about going bunjee jumping. 

[Coshy]

I shoot deer with my paintballgun, so it dont killem, just make dem stop poowin on me lawn! 

Deer poo should be good fertilizer. All it is is digested plant matter, pretty much the same thing you'd get from a cow.

[zoozoo]

Deer poo should be good fertilizer. All it is is digested plant matter, pretty much the same thing you'd get from a cow.

So thats why me grass is brown 

[Coshy]

So thats why me grass is brown 

me
my

Same number of letters, the y is actually closer to the m than the e, are you trying to look cool on the interwebs, or do you really talk that way?

Oh, try watering it, I'm sure your dad will show you how.

[zoozoo]

me
my

Same number of letters, the y is actually closer to the m than the e, are you trying to look cool on the interwebs, or do you really talk that way?

Oh, try watering it, I'm sure your dad will show you how.

Try getting off my leg and stop picking on me, not trying to start something...

[Coshy]

Try getting off my leg and stop picking on me, not trying to start something...

I pick on you because I care.

Ok, thats a lie, I'm bored and you are an easy target. 

[midnight Target]

broke back mountain,  no seriously
what the heck can one respond to this????

you liken people to animals,

I think every one who reads this is now dumber.

Dude, did you know that Luke Skywalker was like a character in a story? I can't believe how they messed with physics in that one huh?