
Its been several years since my last drunken outing here and i figured its about time. I wanted to start it softly by letting you all know what ill be hurling in the morning. 
cod bless y'all

I'm sitting here in a sober stupor monitoring your progress, Nilsen. I have The Hotline at hand for breaking news and updates!
Wait! Nevermind. I'll just monitor your typing skills as your cognitive functions slowly shut down.
Good luck, soldier! We are depending on you for some top notch entertainment!
