1. start internet explorer
2. goto google.
3. type in mozilla firefox
4. take first link and click download.
5. install firefox.
6. use firefox from now on. Only use IE if you MUST do something and it won't work on firefox (rare)
7. repeat steps 1 - 4 but instead of firefox, replace with avg free.
8. find proper free avg version and download/install it. Click next a bunch of times and you are done.
9. if you are sitting on a router behind a cable modem...stop here. If not continue.
10. repeat steps 1-4 but this time type in zone alarm
11. download zone alarm personal edition.
12. run windows update once a week and download the critical updates.
If you get anything and followed these steps, you officially shouldn't own a computer.
