Author Topic: Favorite Noobie sayings  (Read 1957 times)

Offline DaddyAck

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #75 on: April 24, 2008, 11:03:09 PM »
Oh there is the usual "How do I do X" questions where X can be any in game action that they are too lazy to read any doccumnetation or configure their control preferances.

Then there are the ones that are not so much questions as they are a step by step narrative of every dad gum thing that they are doing at the moment. :mad:

Example: "Ok guys I see (plane X) low 2 o' clock! Im goping in! my speed is too high! Firing now! Opps missed him! Cover me, COME ON GUYS COVER ME! I'm hit! Im going down! Im smoking!  I got a fuel leak! SQUEEEEEKKKKKKK!

Then the only gratifying part is the large <SPLAT> of smooshed squeaker.   :aok

Offline angelsandair

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #76 on: April 24, 2008, 11:05:55 PM »
my own famous squeaker quote.

"1pLUs44:HEY GUYS <S>!!!!!!!!"
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Goto Google and type in "French military victories", then hit "I'm feeling lucky".
Here lie these men on this sun scoured atoll,
The wind for their watcher, the wave for their shroud,
Where palm and pandanus shall whisper forever,
A requiem fitting for heroes