Top Pilots with no hair on top

[Simaril]

You'll have to volunteer, because we can't see your baldness

[SD67]

I'll have you know it's not a bald spot it's a solar panel for a relentless sex machine!

[thndregg]

LOL, Simaril. Great Topic!

[xsarahx]

I'll have you know it's not a bald spot it's a solar panel for a relentless sex machine!

I can vouch for that 

[SD67]

You better not be vouching for the bald bit or you're gonna get such a spanking!

[xsarahx]

No dear, of course not 

[BaldEagl]

Is there any doubt?

[daddog]

LOL Simaril. That was pretty good.

[oakranger]

my bald spot is for reflecting the sun into enemy’s eyes.

[Strip]

Give me five years and I might make this list....



Strip

[Getback]

I'll have you know it's not a bald spot it's a solar panel for a relentless sex machine!

 

Okay, I have hair on top but it's pure white. Any threads for that!

[bongaroo]

[Simaril]

My first clue came just over 15 years ago, I had my toddler aged daughter sitting up on my shoulders. In here complete innocence, she blurts out "Daddy! No hair up here!"

Since that time, the incipient bald spot has gradually increased. So, I meet the eligibility requirements though I doubtless fall short in the flight skill department...