Author Topic: Storms  (Read 282 times)

Offline AWMac

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Re: Storms
« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2008, 03:25:44 AM »
Ain't a storm yet unless the sirens go off, you spend the next day draggin cattle carcuses outta half broken trees and lookin fer yer roof.

Throwin family members into a bathtub and sayin "screw the pets" is a good sign of a storm.

Ears pop and you have more ice (hail) than you know what to do with.

You no longer care if you have a car..you reach to see if you still have a Family.

That's a Storm.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2008, 03:31:53 AM by AWMac »

Offline Meatwad

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Re: Storms
« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2008, 07:07:52 AM »
Whatever that are, I hate em

But today I like them, I now have memorial day off. If not for the rain, would of worked another 12 hours
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