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Offline VonMessa

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Re: what is it with these kamakazi bish?
« Reply #30 on: June 19, 2008, 12:27:25 PM »

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Re: what is it with these kamakazi bish?
« Reply #31 on: June 19, 2008, 12:43:33 PM »
sunday afternoon I flew 20 sorties and got rammed all 20 times by a bish pilot trying to HO me. one sortie I survived being rammed 3 out of 4 times. I ended up dying with 3 kills.  :furious

Stop dropping the soap on purpose and you won't get rammed as much. 


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Re: what is it with these kamakazi bish?
« Reply #32 on: June 19, 2008, 12:46:01 PM »
our great emporer of the cartoon sun has ordered the cartoon banzai charge . We all place our cartoon rising sun cloth around our head and prepare for Shinpu and uphold the tradition of the Samurai life and the Bushido code , loyalty and honor unto cartoon death . Then we die with cartoon honor in our cartoon plane  and 5 seconds later get cartoon reincarnated and up another cartoon plane to do it again just to make people mad of our cartoon HO   :D

You really should start doing this as your day job, damn good stuff!


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Re: what is it with these kamakazi bish?
« Reply #33 on: June 19, 2008, 12:51:00 PM »
I need to learn that move.  Diving up.  Sounds like a very tricky HOer indeed.   

I'll have to keep my eyes out for people diving up.  I'll be the guy that looks like this:   :uhoh

I'm very surprised that as a virtual fighter pilot you've never heard of the infamous "Porpoise Maneuver" invented by the famous Chinese ace Cao Ni Ma in the early '20s.  He used this maneuver to great success, in one engagement he rammed over 20 planes.


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Re: what is it with these kamakazi bish?
« Reply #34 on: June 19, 2008, 12:54:26 PM »
OK I am about as lost as you can get reading this over and over again. You were rammed 20 times but you surivied 3 out of 4 times. Let me see 20 and 3 and 4  :huh

Anyone else see a problem with these numbers not adding up or did I skip to many math classes in High School.

No, he's just a graduate with honors from Krusty's School of Advanced Mathematics.


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Re: what is it with these kamakazi bish?
« Reply #35 on: June 19, 2008, 01:01:02 PM »
I'm very surprised that as a fighter pilot you've never heard of the infamous "Porpoise Maneuver" invented by the famous Chinese ace Cao Ni Ma in the early '20s.  He used this maneuver to great success, in one engagement he rammed over 20 planes.


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I thought that was Qu Di Yu?   
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Re: what is it with these kamakazi bish?
« Reply #36 on: June 19, 2008, 01:05:56 PM »
OK I am about as lost as you can get reading this over and over again. You were rammed 20 times but you surivied 3 out of 4 times. Let me see 20 and 3 and 4  :huh

Anyone else see a problem with these numbers not adding up or did I skip to many math classes in High School.

15 out of 20?

anyway vandals, someone very early on in this thread got it right. the only times I get rammed are when I'm trying to HO. Don't HO, don't get rammed. It's pretty simple.

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Re: what is it with these kamakazi bish?
« Reply #37 on: June 19, 2008, 01:07:27 PM »
Stop dropping the soap on purpose and you won't get rammed as much. 


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Re: what is it with these kamakazi bish?
« Reply #38 on: June 19, 2008, 01:10:54 PM »
Stop dropping the soap on purpose and you won't get rammed as much. 


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Re: what is it with these kamakazi bish?
« Reply #39 on: June 19, 2008, 01:59:31 PM »
I thought that was Qu Di Yu?   
I heard it was none other than the legendary Four Que Tou!
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Re: what is it with these kamakazi bish?
« Reply #40 on: June 19, 2008, 02:17:42 PM »
    Word of warning.  Bombers will initiate "collisions" too.  I do it every time a fighter gets within 200 feet of my formation.  As near as i can remember, I've never LOST to a collision of this type.   Possibly the program automatically holds the more maneuverable single engine fighter "responsible" for the collision, no matter who initiates it.   

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Re: what is it with these kamakazi bish?
« Reply #41 on: June 19, 2008, 02:26:35 PM »
The drones just warp, they don't "initiate" collisions. It's pretty simple- due to lag, everyone sees everyone else in a slightly different position, at a slightly different time. The game, and collision detection, depend entirely on what the code sees on the computer it's running on. If you see yourself occupying the same position, at the same time, as another plane/vehicle, you will collide. If the other player sees his plane in the same space and time as your plane, he will collide. While there are sometimes nearly simultaneous collisions, normally someone sees a near miss, and someone sees a hit, and then someone whines about being rammed. The end.
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Re: what is it with these kamakazi bish?
« Reply #42 on: June 19, 2008, 03:05:25 PM »
Ooooh collision whine haven't had one of them in a while. 
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Re: what is it with these kamakazi bish?
« Reply #43 on: June 19, 2008, 03:09:26 PM »
No, he's just a graduate with honors from Krusty's School of Advanced Mathematics.


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Re: what is it with these kamakazi bish?
« Reply #44 on: June 19, 2008, 03:18:41 PM »
Yeah, it is worth remembering that the Internet was never designed to be used for time critical data exchange applications. There's not even a promise that says your data will get to the other end intact. Frankly, I'm totally astonished that this game comes anywhere close to simulating something with the demanding real-time requirements of air-to-air combat.