US may use weapon of mass defecation

[indy007]

It may seem strange to those that view me as the arch conservative but I think the protesters are correct. I don't think those types of machines should be used on people that are peacefully, legitimately and legally exercising their first amendment rights.

Now, if they actually riot, bets are off.

That's correct. You don't use brown noise machines.

You use fire hoses and tear gas.

I'm waiting for the day these current protesters get a taste of what people got in the 60s. Those were real protests.

[Airhead]

That's correct. You don't use brown noise machines.

You use fire hoses and tear gas.

I'm waiting for the day these current protesters get a taste of what people got in the 60s. Those were real protests.

Amen to that, Indy! Do you know how long it's been since I saw anyone bringing a brick to a protest? About 30 years. Kids today don't know crap about civil unrest.

[TEXAS20]

Hey Honey lets stop by Taco bell before going to protest at the convention. I'm starving! Four beef burritos please.  Ohhh i dont feel so good!

[midnight Target]

Those were the days...

[indy007]

Hey Honey lets stop by Taco bell before going to protest at the convention. I'm starving! Four beef burritos please.  Ohhh i dont feel so good!

When I was 14 I was walking around Washington, D.C. with my parents. We were headed down the mall towards the Washington Monument, just passing the Department of Agriculture building.

Suddenly, one of the craziest (&*!@# things I've ever seen happened. All of these nice & shiny, brand new Camrys, Lexus, BMWs, etc all pulled up. Out comes a thundering herd of middle-upper class white people... with signs... somebody had a bongo...

The signs said "STOP FIRE BRANDING COWS!". They paraded around in circles chanting this slogan over & over & over.

"STOP FIRE BRANDING COWS!"
"STOP FIRE BRANDING COWS!"
"STOP FIRE BRANDING COWS!"
"STOP FIRE BRANDING COWS!"

If you've ever seen P.C.U., it looked like the scene where they're protesting meat in the cafeteria. They even had a person in a bloodied cow costume.

My dad, jokingly, asked the police officers who had shown up, if aftewards the protestors all took a break and went to McDonalds. The officer laughed.

2 hours later, we walk into a McDonalds...

and it's filled with half the protestors, loading down their children happy meals.  



And Airhead, there's an episode of King of the Hill that should be mandatory viewing. Bobby starts protesting at school to get this ultra-left girl to like him. He ends up leading a walkout of the school. Then the students head downtown and want to start a riot. Bobby runs to Hank for advice what to do. Hank gathers all the kids around and lets them know how to really protest. You need bandanas to help with the teargas (some kids walked out at that point). You need somebody ready with the money to come bail you all out when you get arrested (more kids left). You need to chain yourself to a light pole or something heavy so the water cannons don't blast you down the street (all the kids left at this point except for the girl and Bobby). Bobby asks Hank how he knew so much about protesting, and that if he did it when he was young. Hank, of course, says no way, but when he was young, Cotton (Hank's ww2 veteran, psychotic father) used to love watching the hippies get beat up. Cotton would go out on a Saturday, load up the cooler with beer, sandwitches, and sit with Hank and watch the show. I love that episode.

[ZetaNine]

I personally experience the symptoms of "Brown Note" every time I see or hear Katie Couric.

[Shaky]

That's correct. You don't use brown noise machines.

You use fire hoses and tear gas.

I'm waiting for the day these current protesters get a taste of what people got in the 60s. Those were real protests.

IIRC, Bull Connor, noted for his use of tear gas, fire hoses, and police dogs on peaceful protesters, was a demoncrat, as was the mayor of Chicago in 1968 during the last demoncrat party riot, as was the US attormey general who tear gassed and burned 83 innocent people, not to mention the mayor pf philadelphia, who, thinking that burning one building was not enough, burned down 6 city blocks.

[lasersailor184]

IIRC, Bull Connor, noted for his use of tear gas, fire hoses, and police dogs on peaceful protesters, was a demoncrat, as was the mayor of Chicago in 1968 during the last demoncrat party riot, as was the US attormey general who tear gassed and burned 83 innocent people, not to mention the mayor pf philadelphia, who, thinking that burning one building was not enough, burned down 6 city blocks.

Hey!  Wilson Goode was an artist!

[AWMac]

Is there any place that I can get a CD of Brown Noise?

The thought of wearing ear plugs and "pumpin up the volume" from my Jeep during rush hour traffic is just sooo overwhelming.

 

[Flatbar]

Nothing more than a bunch of idiots believing in urban legends, kind of like flatlanders.

[Maverick]

Why would the dems protest their own convention??? It seems to me that if they were going to have a protest it would be republican "activists" protesting the dem's convention and the dem's "activists" would be protesting the repubs convention.   

[AWMac]

repub convention tickets were all sold out.

[Shuckins]

Experienced a mass defecation once.  Every living Christian soul within 10 miles of ground zero had to be evacuated.  Experts estimated that the fallout would have a half-life of three years.  Wildlife on the down-wind side of the plume either migrated, mutated, or succumbed.  Fish in the nearby rivers went belly-up.  For years afterward, the area remained uninhabitable.  The environmental cleanup operation depleted a five state area of lime and Rid-X.  Children who were born after the first families returned to the area exhibited unique intellectual and physical gifts.