Sitting on energy, doing nothing...this guy gets it.

[Toad]

Original. The subtle flavor of Spotted Owl can easily be lost in the overbearing artificial chicken flavoring.

Oh, and remember... Spotted Owl will dry out on you in a heartbeat. Best to go rare or at most medium rare on it.

[AWMac]

Thanx Toad.

There's nothin worse than a mouth full of dried out Spotted Owl.

Red Wine with it right?

Reason I'm askin is I have to prepare a dish for our Local Green Peace meeting Sunday.

Mac

[Toad]

Definitely a fruity red whine if you're going to share with Green Peace. 

[lazs2]

no matter what you do to em... spotted owls taste terrible.

They have a use tho... when the forests were not allowed to be cut and there was a shortage of toilet paper... it was found that a properly fluffed up spotted owl made an excellent butt wipe.

lazs

[Toad]

Well, out of the last six I had, I smoked 2 of those, roasted two and fried two.

The smoked ones were really not that good; even in a water smoker they tended towards the dry side.

The fried ones.. well, fried food is fried food. Nothing special.

But the ones roasted rare with the brandy cream sauce and mushrooms were pretty decent.

Your mileage may vary.

[lazs2]

I just hope none of you guys cook any of the spotted owls I have used for personal hygene.

lazs

[Carrel]

We are living in the decline of the US. Done in from the inside, political correctness and liberalism run amock. 

Yup...damn Republicants.

"In 1990, George H.W. Bush, calling himself "the environmental president," signed an order putting virtually all the U.S. outer continental shelf's oil and gas reserves in the deep freeze."

[Holden McGroin]

Yup...damn Republicants.

"In 1990, George H.W. Bush, calling himself "the environmental president," signed an order putting virtually all the U.S. outer continental shelf's oil and gas reserves in the deep freeze."

1990 — President George Herbert Walker Bush, Sr. used his power under the Outer Continental Shelf Lands Act to withdraw areas offshore California, southern Florida, the North Atlantic states, Washington and Oregon from leasing consideration until after 2000. (Source: U.S. Commission on Ocean Policy Final Report, July 22, 2004. Page 354.)

Hey!  It's after 2000!  For a while now...