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Offline DREDIOCK

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Public service announcement
« on: June 11, 2008, 10:39:32 PM »
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine or beer... and those who don't.
 
 
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
 
 
 
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
 
 
 
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
 
 
 
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of watermelon .
 
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

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Offline 007Rusty

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Re: Public service announcement
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2008, 10:47:21 PM »
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Offline Kaw1000

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Re: Public service announcement
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2008, 10:54:10 PM »
I have no reply to this...except.... :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline SOB

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Re: Public service announcement
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2008, 11:35:28 PM »
You've convinced me.  Bottoms up!  :D
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Offline SoonerMP

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Re: Public service announcement
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2008, 12:04:28 AM »
<<<< Hurls empty wine bottle at the sink!!

    .....(mumbles incoherently) and thats for all the years of poop!

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Offline AWMac

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Re: Public service announcement
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2008, 12:08:39 AM »
Just another twist on an old post...

Buy better bait or just give up fishin.

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Offline john9001

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Re: Public service announcement
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2008, 07:32:13 AM »
to your health sir, [as he opens another beer]  :)

Offline avionix

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Re: Public service announcement
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2008, 11:04:35 AM »
 :salute
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Re: Public service announcement
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2008, 11:13:34 AM »
that would explain my healthy glow and general good looks.. *opens another beer
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Offline REP0MAN

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Re: Public service announcement
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2008, 12:50:20 PM »
that would explain my healthy glow and general good looks.. *opens another beer

You've been in the water again, haven't you Dichotomy?

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Re: Public service announcement
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2008, 02:17:14 PM »
 :aok gotta love it...so now i just have to convince my boss we need a drink with lunch lol....
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Offline avionix

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Re: Public service announcement
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2008, 02:23:23 PM »
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gotta love it...so now i just have to convince my boss we need a drink with lunch lol....

Now wouldn't that be cool!!!!!   You would just have to be careful to which jobs you put in there.  Sales and office jobs may be fine, but, what about the truck drivers and airline pilots.  Can't sy I want a drunk pilot flying me around.  Although it would make the ride interesting.   ;)
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