I wish you all the best HiTech! I don't have a translator program, but find one and memorize the following:
"Yes dear"
"Of course you are right, dear"
"No, I'll cook tonight, dear....do you want Cinccinatti Chili or grilled sirloins?"
(Me and the wife have been married 25 years, together for 31 this October 15th--I DO have some experience in this area.)
ROX