I could say something about women and the outdoors not going together but then i think of my brothers and i camping together. The 4 of us go out camping at a remote camp ground and decide since it's going to be a good night out we'll pull some picnic tables over and sleep on them instead of in the tents.
The next morning we get woke up by youngest brother (16) screaming for help!

Scrambling up from our sleeping bags we look over to see him being held down and terrified by a.....................SQUIRRE
L sitting on top of him and his sleeping bag eating a marshmellow that had been left out.

To this day his nickname is Squirrel Man.
