I remember this one time, we were under attack by about 100 enemy planes and this one kid about 10 goes out there in a C-47 and when he's going down he screams in the mic "I'M GOING DOWN, OH MY GOD!! MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY!!!" God, I've never seen such massive squelching too...
Best time ever for me...
One of piepers missions, we're running NOE, guy pops radar, we yell at him to get down, he doesn't, we encounter ~15 enemy fighters, we dispatch our p38J/G's to keep our c47's clear, so we popped tanks, dropped bombs, and went to fight...
All of us were fairly experianced pilots... cept this one 12 y/o who wouldn't shut up on vox...
So we're fightin along in our p38's, every now and then you'd hear, 'Need some cover' or 'Guy on my 6, anyone around to clear?' or 'RTB damage/winchester' when it's down to 4 of us, and 2 of them, we wing up, I get the new guy who's been hovering this whole fight, I tell him to get down and cover me, he, surprisingly, does, we get our guy, and break off for the other guy (spixteen tard xD ) and while I'm saying over vox 'Man, gotta feel bad for this guy, 3 1/2 p38's on his six... ouch'...
...you hear this awful, screeching noise, like someone brought two mics too close to each other... and you hear the tard go 'WTF?? (liturally... he says the letters w, t, f) NOOB ON OUR 6!! MAYDAY MAYDAY I'M GOIN DOWN HOT, CRASH LANDING!! OMG OMG!! CLEAR THE RUNWAY!!!'
We were over the water

That's my story :]