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Offline Rich46yo

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Re: Mission busted! Spies!
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2008, 12:12:10 AM »
I just kicked a bunch of sheep out of a goon in night skin near a big Bish airbase town. I had them dress up in lingerie, got em cigarette holders, and made them practice their French accents.

I expect within a week I'll crack their spy network.
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Offline sunfan1121

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Re: Mission busted! Spies!
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2008, 02:41:42 AM »
I R T3H 733T SPY!!!11!1!!1!!!!1111
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Offline Noir

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Re: Mission busted! Spies!
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2008, 04:30:53 AM »
Quote from: Rich46yo on June 25, 2008, 12:12:10 AM
I just kicked a bunch of sheep out of a goon in night skin near a big Bish airbase town. I had them dress up in lingerie, got em cigarette holders, and made them practice their French accents.

I expect within a week I'll crack their spy network.


Béééééééééh Béééééééh (sheep cries)
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Offline stephen waldron

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Re: Mission busted! Spies!
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2008, 08:27:16 AM »
  Oh Come On !  Two Missions accidentally flying into each other !  Do you think anybody in this forum is stupid enough to buy that ?  Maybe they ran into each other in Parallel Universes !  WOW MAN ! Maybe Kennedy was shot by the same guys who stole the UFO at Roswell !!!
  This is EXACTLY why you'll NEVER see me flying in a mission.  I'm done with squadrons and missions and everybody in this game who can't FLY STRAIGHT.  I'm not talking about flying stoned either.  You know what I mean.  The guys who can't WIN a game of chess, without MOVING a piece while you're not LOOKING.  A real chess player, wouldn't even try underhanded garbage moves like that.
  Somebody RUINS the game and everybody in this post thinks it's FUNNY ?  That is really, really pathetic.  So you guys go on and continue playing with yourselves and laughing about it.  I'll fly solo from here on out. 
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Re: Mission busted! Spies!
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2008, 08:33:03 AM »
Stephen you need to go see a shrink, really.
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Re: Mission busted! Spies!
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2008, 08:33:18 AM »
Quote from: Noir on June 25, 2008, 04:30:53 AM

Béééééééééh Béééééééh (sheep cries)

In French?     :rofl
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Re: Mission busted! Spies!
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2008, 08:34:29 AM »
Quote from: moot on June 25, 2008, 08:33:03 AM
Stephen you need to go see a shrink, really.

Way, way beyond that stage, methinks.

Besides, it's all OK now.  He will be flying by him selfs from now on.
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Offline Gryphons

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Re: Mission busted! Spies!
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2008, 08:39:59 AM »
Quote from: stephen waldron on June 25, 2008, 08:27:16 AM
  Oh Come On !  Two Missions accidentally flying into each other !  Do you think anybody in this forum is stupid enough to buy that ?  Maybe they ran into each other in Parallel Universes !  WOW MAN ! Maybe Kennedy was shot by the same guys who stole the UFO at Roswell !!!
  This is EXACTLY why you'll NEVER see me flying in a mission.  I'm done with squadrons and missions and everybody in this game who can't FLY STRAIGHT.  I'm not talking about flying stoned either.  You know what I mean.  The guys who can't WIN a game of chess, without MOVING a piece while you're not LOOKING.  A real chess player, wouldn't even try underhanded garbage moves like that.
  Somebody RUINS the game and everybody in this post thinks it's FUNNY ?  That is really, really pathetic.  So you guys go on and continue playing with yourselves and laughing about it.  I'll fly solo from here on out. 

Hmm, I get the impression that you spend a lot of time solo, in game and out.  I'm also thinking that Hitech maybe should've given you that PNG, then you could fly solo offline all you want. 

Btw 2 missions running into each other isn't really that uncommon.  Hell I've even seen two missions find each other, drop their ords and furball it out just for fun. 


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Offline Noir

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Re: Mission busted! Spies!
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2008, 08:56:10 AM »
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Offline SD67

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Re: Mission busted! Spies!
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2008, 08:58:24 AM »
Quote from: stephen waldron on June 25, 2008, 08:27:16 AM
  Oh Come On !  Two Missions accidentally flying into each other !  Do you think anybody in this forum is stupid enough to buy that ?  Maybe they ran into each other in Parallel Universes !  WOW MAN ! Maybe Kennedy was shot by the same guys who stole the UFO at Roswell !!!
  This is EXACTLY why you'll NEVER see me flying in a mission.  I'm done with squadrons and missions and everybody in this game who can't FLY STRAIGHT.  I'm not talking about flying stoned either.  You know what I mean.  The guys who can't WIN a game of chess, without MOVING a piece while you're not LOOKING.  A real chess player, wouldn't even try underhanded garbage moves like that.
  Somebody RUINS the game and everybody in this post thinks it's FUNNY ?  That is really, really pathetic.  So you guys go on and continue playing with yourselves and laughing about it.  I'll fly solo from here on out. 
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Offline VansCrew1

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Re: Mission busted! Spies!
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2008, 09:06:18 AM »



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Re: Mission busted! Spies!
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2008, 09:17:53 AM »
Quote from: stephen waldron on June 25, 2008, 08:27:16 AM
  Oh Come On !  Two Missions accidentally flying into each other !  Do you think anybody in this forum is stupid enough to buy that ?  Maybe they ran into each other in Parallel Universes !  WOW MAN ! Maybe Kennedy was shot by the same guys who stole the UFO at Roswell !!!
  This is EXACTLY why you'll NEVER see me flying in a mission.  I'm done with squadrons and missions and everybody in this game who can't FLY STRAIGHT.  I'm not talking about flying stoned either.  You know what I mean.  The guys who can't WIN a game of chess, without MOVING a piece while you're not LOOKING.  A real chess player, wouldn't even try underhanded garbage moves like that.
  Somebody RUINS the game and everybody in this post thinks it's FUNNY ?  That is really, really pathetic.  So you guys go on and continue playing with yourselves and laughing about it.  I'll fly solo from here on out. 

Well actually it has happened many times in the past.  I've been involved in many missions over the years and every once in a while our NOE mission will run dead on with an enemy NOE mission.  The result is that you see bunches of bombs and rockets being  dropped and a huge furball ensues on the deck.  So it can happen and it does happen.

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Offline Twizzty

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Re: Mission busted! Spies!
« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2008, 09:41:06 AM »
Quote from: stephen waldron on June 25, 2008, 08:27:16 AM
  Oh Come On !  Two Missions accidentally flying into each other !  Do you think anybody in this forum is stupid enough to buy that ?  Maybe they ran into each other in Parallel Universes !  WOW MAN ! Maybe Kennedy was shot by the same guys who stole the UFO at Roswell !!!
  This is EXACTLY why you'll NEVER see me flying in a mission.  I'm done with squadrons and missions and everybody in this game who can't FLY STRAIGHT.  I'm not talking about flying stoned either.  You know what I mean.  The guys who can't WIN a game of chess, without MOVING a piece while you're not LOOKING.  A real chess player, wouldn't even try underhanded garbage moves like that.
  Somebody RUINS the game and everybody in this post thinks it's FUNNY ?  That is really, really pathetic.  So you guys go on and continue playing with yourselves and laughing about it.  I'll fly solo from here on out. 
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Offline 1Boner

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Re: Mission busted! Spies!
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2008, 10:06:15 AM »
Flew a 15k+ mission in 190s once and ran into another 15k+ 190 mission.

One of the best times I've ever had in the game.

If a spy ratted out our mission,I would like to take this time to thank him!
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Re: Mission busted! Spies!
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2008, 10:41:24 AM »
Usually it's not too hard to figure out when the NOE is coming to your base as it starts flashing, check the spawn, if there is one, realize there are no tanks rolling in, then up a load of planes and head to the town to intercept the 110's.  We had a 4 grid NOE yesterday that got destroyed.  Was a long fun flight.
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