top 5 worse things that can happen to you

[redman555]

yup, i agree on #1... i was in my Fm-2... was 400 out.... pull the trigger... then BOOM!  756485485748 wants to join you..... then i messaged him and said "zip code, nvr freakin send me a join invite again!" and idk if he knew how to respond lol, cause i nvr got 1


-BigBOBCH

[WWM]

You forget to squelch drdeath

[5PointOh]

5:Flying 20 min NOE over trees, houses, hills and valleys to be killed on the first hit from town ack
4:15k one shot puffy ack
3:Both planes moving at 500 mph, colliding and the other guy flies away while you wonder why your wing has decided to go solo
2:400 out from enemy when he warps 1000 in front, then 200 behind you for the perfect shot
1:Upping any perked plane to only be broadsided by the convoy crossing the runway.

[Caecina]

This thread is so pessimistic.  Let's take a minute to look at the GOOD things:

5.  Having my gallant countryman blow past three guys on my 6 to clear my 12, thus saving me untold ammo;

4.  Having my gallant countryman assist me by being oh so noble enough to blow his 10k of alt to save me from the sheer terror of a 1v1 on the deck, when there are three inbound cons at 8k;

3.  Having the two other gallant countrymen of mine follow the guy from point #4 down to also assist me, thus also ignoring the three inbound cons at 8k.  (These guys are really thoughtful);

2.  A 5th bandit being kind enough to grant me a quick death so I don't have to suffer being slowly hacked to death by his 4 other buddies; and

1.  The way 90% of the people who complain in the furball area about wanting a good fight will never take you up on an offer to go to a private field in the DA.  If it wasn't for their selfless action, I would not have an entire text bar of drama filled whining to brighten my otherwise dull and boring climbouts.

  to you all!

[ghi]

Getting ganged by multiple 163's and 262's while your in a 32 b24 bomber mission.

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was great HQ raid last evening at our HQ, i never seen so many B24s!   

[SPKmes]

......and then flying into his wreckage and dying.

Getting pilot shot and not getting to see the above 

[DoNKeY]

After dealing with all the ho'ers, vulchers, gangers, and runners you finally find a good 1v1 out in the bumb f**k of nowhere, and after a few minutes of intense stick twisting (no homo), you out of the corner of your eye a lone 51, la, 190 (or other plane of your choice) closing rapidly.

6.0k...

5.5k...

5.0k...


You guys can guess the rest...

[RoGenT]

I can think of more then 5, more like 15 lol


 Having good 1vs1 only to be picked

 Getting Pilot Wound from puff ack

 Blacking out when landing

 Getting the “you have ditched” messenge when only matter of feet from concrete

 Having kills only have an disconnection.

Having the virus scanner start and closes down my game while I am in middle of fight.


 Rubber bullets

 Bulletproof planes

 Screen hiccups

AP bouncing off tanks

Getting killed by one hit wonders (303s, .50s, cannon rounds)

Getting hit by resupply trucks

Knights just fur balling while Bishop and/or Rooks roll our bases


Number 1: Enemy plane collides with me but only I get the blame and he keeps on flying.

[angelsandair]

5) Listening to fellow Bishops telling us that we suck when we're outnumbered 2:1 by rook & Knit.

4) Getting picked by a 190.

3) Getting picked by a 190 while IN a 190

2) Gettting check-6'd by some noob multiple times so he can steal your kill.

AND....

1) Hearing a super squeaker tell me what to do.

(not talking about AKJrDogg or Zooscrew, some 2 weeker who got a hold of a mic and started telling you what to do) 

[SD67]

5. cannot get a connection to the BBS
4. cannot get a stable connection to the game servers
3. manage to get a stable connection but Bish are down to 12 bases and are outnumbered 3:1
2. run out of coke to mix with the bourbon
1. run out of bourbon

[projoe]

5.  When you up the perfect plane to buff hunt.....find a set of buffs...perfect angle on them to takem out....only to be killed 2k out by 999000! 

4.  When you have the perfect vulch goin on in your chog or A8 with 10 plus kills and the vh pops and 237 Ltars pop out in there weeble wobbles.

3.  When your sittin at the map room with your m3...get it confirmed by several people that the town is down....and at the last second somebody says nope...church is still up. 

2.  When you take a half hour plus to get your buffs up to 25k only to run into someone at 35k take them out in seconds. 

1.  When you think you've had the best night of flyin in your life...only to wake up the next mornin and find out that you were so wasted you didn't realize it took 74 sorties to get those 3 kills. 

[68Wooley]

Flying a sector and half back to your CV with a pilot wound and half a wing missing, only for a squeaker to decide to spell out 'boobies' with its course as you're 500' off the deck.



 

[oTRALFZo]

Flying a sector and half back to your CV with a pilot wound and half a wing missing, only for a squeaker to decide to spell out 'boobies' with its course as you're 500' off the deck.




 

  That is a classic

[mensa180]

1.  Not being able to find a fight
2.  Finding a fight, but it is terribly lame
3.  A good fight dying
4.  Not being able to find a fight
5.  Not being able to find a fight

[SteveBailey]

login, constantly run into a couple of no talent tards named celnikr and JETBLST who spend the eveing trying to ram me wiht no thought of actually fighting, in spite of the vast number superiority.