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Offline Xasthur

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« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2008, 12:38:11 PM »
If that is the case he should be in prison.

For a long time, too. I will say again that this man should never again be allowed to perform surgery.

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Re: How much is your "Man Hood" worth?????
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2008, 12:40:00 PM »
Quote from: myelo on July 04, 2008, 12:15:05 PM
Apparently he accidently cut the urethra and then lost his temper. Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the noodle in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital.

Just curious, how many of you are right now sucking air in through tightly clenched teeth?

Hell Im willing to hand out eye for an eye justice to the doc myself.
And it didnt even happen to me.
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Offline Xasthur

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Re: How much is your "Man Hood" worth?????
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2008, 12:40:17 PM »
Quote from: Angus on July 04, 2008, 12:24:11 PM
Well, if the guy gets a bicep implanted instead, he can be comforted by the fact that finally he's hung like a grand national winner  :devil

All he'll ever be hung like is a limp piece of meat.

I can't imagine how terrible it would be to go in for surgery for a testiuclar problem and come out of surgery without a noodle. Poor bastard.

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Re: How much is your "Man Hood" worth?????
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2008, 04:56:56 PM »
Quote from: Xasthur on July 04, 2008, 08:39:40 AM
I would also like to know how one severs the noodle entirely whilst trying to make an incision in the apple?

The article makes it sound like he just sliced it off. Was the guy completely wasted or something? I don't see how that is possible.



     Maybe he sneezed?  :O
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Re: How much is your "Man Hood" worth?????
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2008, 08:39:28 PM »
Well I've heard of a doctor slipping during a circumcision. He got the sack...
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« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2008, 09:32:34 AM »
Maybe the doc thought it was a sex change operation?
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« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2008, 06:44:21 AM »
Knife + your candy = bad...in general....
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Re: How much is your "Man Hood" worth?????
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2008, 07:09:29 AM »
By the title, I was thinking this was only about circumcision.
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Re: How much is your "Man Hood" worth?????
« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2008, 07:13:12 AM »
Quote from: myelo on July 04, 2008, 12:15:05 PM
Apparently he accidently cut the urethra and then lost his temper. Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the noodle in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital.

Just curious, how many of you are right now sucking air in through tightly clenched teeth?

Wow. I've seen a few surgeons with "bad form" over the years but this is several orders of magnitude worse.  :eek:
The surgeon should never practice medicine again, and the prison sentence should be imposed, and considerably longer.

$795G....<pfffft>...over here the award would be more like $795 Million.

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Re: How much is your "Man Hood" worth?????
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2008, 11:40:03 PM »
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