One day the Rooks invaded the Bishop country, and then everyone died; except Lusche, who then died with everyone else & forced Pannono to spam. And the story ends... but SASKID resurrected it, and MstWntd killed it.
They all took of in fluffy bunnies and dropped big carrots. SkyRock looked surprised as SasKid augers (lol). Just then, 4 rook 190's start their re-entry burn. As one wingtip snapped, the sh33p did it while Shane filmed the morning teletubby show for his small horde of squaddies. Suddenly, Ghi appeared with the rooks played with themselves, as 200 filled with gks and wtgs, and finally everyone died. And bearkats perished as well. But Goldelks appeared suddenly... because they killed HQ. KooLBrez bombed Pannanos retreating Tiger and had to listen to him whine the next 30 min and receive loves PM's from him also.
The sh33p came back alive and devoured zoozoo... but zoozoo had 45cal... but the sheep had a 12 gauge shotgun. So I launched a nuke and blew yourself up.
Kenny is double jointed. "SheGotYa" Fan Club arrived and I said "wtf is that???" Lesbo space robots attacked; they killed Kenny and the Fluffy Bunny. Saantana upped his Spixteen, and applied lip stick during auto climb, and ho'd my Jug while adjusting his garterbelt while thinking "good kill!" I grabbed my .45. While falling past Saantana, gave him a head wound and then he said "poop happens, why me?"
HiTech appeared and said "No soup for you!" Man bear pig's real nasty big throbbing pink bloody arse flesh wound oozed blood all over his arse. He thought 'Darn Bish hording again.' Then Ghi said "voolch!" and the rooknits died. But then DRDEATHX arrived and LTAR units rolled, so we grabbed our Abrams tanks... but LTAR prevailed!!!!!!!! [when DRDEATHX arrived, he] yelled at all us squeekers "I r T3H 1337!!!" presumptively engage nuclear facilities. 999000 realizes his bombs are dropping on HiTech's; but they're not bombs, they are fresh carrots! And DrDeathX said "WTF?"
"What do I do with carrots?" 999000 thought. Amazing! 999000 had a thought! He then proceeded to stuff carrots with 88mm AP rounds. Female ack exploded nearby spewing hot molten love all over the carrots, exciting the bish sheep, detonating the 88 mm rounds, causing the sheep to become airborne, giving the tanks speedbump free travel. They traveled to rook land till they ran into swarms of rabid zombies with the name LTAR.
(On a side note, LTARs are Bish. Just wanted to clear that up.)
The sheep, still airborne, ended this thread again? Not likely, as they were challenged by Cmustard and supported by Snailman... but they both failed, and Snailman called his army of slime creatures flying uber planes, too. They responded too late and the flying sheep attacked LTARS with meatbombs, who then screamed "STUPID!" [The sheep] got a little weazely, who was soundly tasered. Then RATTFINK shouted, "SHEEP!!" causing 30 bish to start a revolt, which again amounted to nothing too hard for the pickers, hoers, vulchers, and ace pilots to start a mission that would be ruined by the evil spy lurking in the shadows; and the whines were nothing short of squeeks that pierced the eardrums near by pilots yelling "AGHHH! My ears! AHHHH!" Filled with joy, the squeakers porked the sheep, then went swimming in the shadow of Betty's awesomeness. [Which in turn led to a big gang bang of...]
Looking up, Dicho has vis on a P-38 at 45K. "Oh noes! It's a SAPP practicing his SAPP landing!" I got 200 proxies vulching on my second account. While I augered spectacularly [with] Betty hot on your...
Then came Bearing; 3 Army of Muppet pilots [cow clan] moooooved into the area and were quickly squelched and destroyed. But duffman0 flew his jug to outer space wearing only a thong and leather gimp hood. He quickly realized that this was not acceptable gear for [...]
When all the sudden
