...again for ruining Aces High.
I came home tonite, and there it was. The evidence was clear. I can no longer deny it. I am a spy, and I have flown on a team with less then the lowest numbers on occasion. Pictures don't lie.
I hear confession is good for the soul, and I hope this means a fresh start for me.
To this end, I'd like to explain myself a little. Hitech, Pyro, Skuzzy, Waffle and company, I'm sorry that I continue to enjoy myself so much in the game and find myself having fun both in the arenas and on the BBS. I will grow properly somber and inject more seriousness into my flying as well as my posting.
Skuzzy, I'll try and keep my post count from growing so quickly. I'm just so curious as to what comes after Plutonium Member, that I sometimes can't help myself. This is serious business after all.
While flying, I will do my best not to have fun with the folks I fly with and against and I will no longer tell them where I am or what altitude I am flying as this does not show proper respect for the war, and could be misconstrued as potential double agent reverse spying work.
An emergency meeting of the 80th Headhunters pilots will be held and I will finally assert my authority as Squadron CO and none will be allowed to speak for themselves or have an opinion without clearing it through me. This will apply to SAPP pilots as well. I am in charge dammit and they're going to follow orders! I'm even thinking of instituting a rank system in the squad now. I've always wanted to be a Major....or maybe a Colonel. General would be pushing it I think.
Finally, the network of spies and Operation Bozo will be shut down immediately. I understand the integrity of the game is at stake.
Again I apologize for all the harm I have caused along with my Squadron.
HTC we await your punishment. All I ask is that Skuzzy isn't allowed to use the cord!
Your humble Headhunter
corkyjr (note the small c. I think that shows contrition)
