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Offline 1epic1

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Some of the questions where you have to ask yourself, why even ask?
« on: July 26, 2008, 03:14:28 PM »
Why do we say we slept like a baby, when in fact babies wake up every hour and a half?

Why do we say our alarms are going off, when they are making noise?

Why do we call it cured ham, and what sickness did it have?

(anyone got anymore)



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Offline SkyRock

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Re: Some of the questions where you have to ask yourself, why even ask?
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2008, 03:32:33 PM »
why do we make thr3eads, when nobody cares about topic?





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Offline Hawk78th

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Re: Some of the questions where you have to ask yourself, why even ask?
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2008, 07:38:59 PM »
( George Carlin)

 SemiBoneless Ham--- Does it have a Bone or doesn't  it..?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?  :huh

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?


Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

 ...  Thers plenty more where those come from... if ya look..

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Re: Some of the questions where you have to ask yourself, why even ask?
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2008, 08:37:43 PM »
Why does the  :mad: icon also use the same mad icon code on the far right the second from the end
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Offline Jackal1

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Re: Some of the questions where you have to ask yourself, why even ask?
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2008, 04:24:57 AM »
Why even ask?
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Offline 1epic1

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Re: Some of the questions where you have to ask yourself, why even ask?
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2008, 09:33:36 AM »
Quote from: SkyRock on July 26, 2008, 03:32:33 PM
why do we make thr3eads, when nobody cares about topic?





 :noid


you care, you posted here


Why are marbles called marbles when they are made out of glass? or plastic?
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Re: Some of the questions where you have to ask yourself, why even ask?
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2008, 12:29:50 PM »
Quote from: 1epic1 on July 26, 2008, 03:14:28 PM
Why do we say we slept like a baby, when in fact babies wake up every hour and a half?

Why do we say our alarms are going off, when they are making noise?

Why do we call it cured ham, and what sickness did it have?

(anyone got anymore)





why is it called a near miss after the planes land? had they nearly missed, they'd have it.
 
it should be called a near hit :D

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