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Offline sluggish

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Dear Abbey
« on: July 31, 2008, 08:02:12 PM »

 Dear Abby,
 
   I am a crack dealer in Beaumont Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.  My parents live in Fort Worth.  One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.  My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.  I have two brothers: One is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.  My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.  I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview.  She is a part time 'working girl'.  All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family.  I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.  Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?

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Offline Fulmar

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Re: Dear Abbey
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2008, 08:18:16 PM »
lol?
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Re: Dear Abbey
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2008, 09:28:34 PM »
meds
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Re: Dear Abbey
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2008, 09:54:02 PM »
Dear Worried About My Reputation:


Your screwed.
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Re: Dear Abbey
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2008, 12:30:09 AM »
hahha
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Offline Rollins

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Re: Dear Abbey
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2008, 02:56:13 AM »
My forecast:  Cloudy with a chance of nukes.
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Offline avionix

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Re: Dear Abbey
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2008, 05:51:24 AM »
 :rofl
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Offline DiabloTX

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Re: Dear Abbey
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2008, 05:59:10 AM »
BS.

AWMac told there ain't any shemales in Pflugerville.  He said he looked long and hard, too.
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Offline JB88

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Re: Dear Abbey
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2008, 06:21:52 AM »
AWMAC?  wasn't he that dude who used to post on here who like to brag about wearing leiderhosen to his latest job interview with the department of super secret top double special with a dash of really awesome deparment of the united states?

that was cool.

way.

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