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Offline trax1

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The Montauk Monster
« on: August 01, 2008, 09:12:59 PM »
Have any of you read this story about this strange animals body was found washed up on the beach near the Hampton's?  It looks really strange, some are saying it's a raccoon, but if it is it's one weird raccoon, look at both the pics.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,396182,00.html
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Offline Holden McGroin

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Re: The Montauk Monster
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2008, 09:30:43 PM »
Quote from: trax1 on August 01, 2008, 09:12:59 PM
body was found washed up on the beach

That's the key phrase here.  If you've ever seen a drowning victim after a few days in the water, it's hard to identify the species let alone the personal identity of the victim.
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Re: The Montauk Monster
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2008, 10:29:35 PM »
I'd heard about this, news spread fast on an island.

Very interesting looking.
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Re: The Montauk Monster
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2008, 10:33:31 PM »
ManBearPig?
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Offline Geary420

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Re: The Montauk Monster
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2008, 10:55:21 PM »
Quote from: SOB on August 01, 2008, 10:33:31 PM
ManBearPig?

Thought you were joking till I looked at the pics, but it may very well be.  Someone get Al Gore his cape ASAP.  Also I believe the cute wittle bugger is flipping us the bird in the second pic.
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Offline LePaul

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Re: The Montauk Monster
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2008, 11:26:39 PM »
A DNA test wouldn't solve this?
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Offline Dago

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Re: The Montauk Monster
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2008, 11:43:47 PM »
I think it's a turtle sans shell.
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Offline Chalenge

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Re: The Montauk Monster
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2008, 12:30:35 AM »
Badly decayed dog.
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Offline mensa180

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Re: The Montauk Monster
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2008, 12:58:57 AM »
« Last Edit: August 02, 2008, 01:00:32 AM by mensa180 »
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Re: The Montauk Monster
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2008, 02:04:35 AM »
Quote from: mensa180 on August 02, 2008, 12:58:57 AM
The truth.
LOL blond moment at the end of that clip.  Mr. Expert just got done explaining it was clearly not a beak, but teeth and incisors -- and the news babe says at the end "That's not a racoon.  Racoons don't have beaks."
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Re: The Montauk Monster
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2008, 02:06:56 AM »
That irritated me, how stupid is someone that they can't understand what was just told to them, in plain and simple English?  I don't think it was a blond moment, I think that just shows that T.V. people don't really need brains, just read a teleprompter.  Of course, there are exceptions to that.
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Re: The Montauk Monster
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2008, 02:07:34 AM »
Someone needs to put Nilsen's face on it, you guys are dropping the ball here.    :lol
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Re: The Montauk Monster
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2008, 11:30:27 AM »
It's a Hermit Turtle between shells. 
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Re: The Montauk Monster
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2008, 12:30:01 PM »
Quote from: SuBWaYCH on August 01, 2008, 10:29:35 PM
I'd heard about this, news spread fast on an island.

Very interesting looking.

What island is that?
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Offline john9001

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Re: The Montauk Monster
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2008, 02:06:52 PM »
Quote from: Donzo on August 02, 2008, 12:30:01 PM
What island is that?

it's south of someplace and east of somewhere else.
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