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Offline MORAY37

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Re: Body of Bigfoot found.
« Reply #45 on: August 15, 2008, 11:33:27 PM »
Genomics came back.

Hairs are Homo sapien. (Human)  mixed with Didelphis virginiana (Virginia Oppossum).

I confirm a Rosie O'Donnel sighting from these facts.

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-general/20080815/NEWS-BIGFOOT-DC/
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Re: Body of Bigfoot found.
« Reply #46 on: August 16, 2008, 01:25:37 AM »
I can tell you without hesitation and with complete conviction that the creature from Boggy Creek in the Texarkana region is 100% real.  I saw a film on it.

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Re: Body of Bigfoot found.
« Reply #47 on: August 16, 2008, 10:33:21 PM »
I never saw the Press Conference.   I'm curious on this one issue though.   Whitton and Dyer promise to tell the story of how they found the corpse at the news conference. They have regaled us with three different tales so far:

1.)  In early videos, the animal was shot by a former felon, and the men followed it into the woods.

2.)  In a second version, they found a "family of Bigfoot" in North Georgia mountains.

3.)  In the third, the two were hiking and stumbled upon the corpse with open wounds.

This is a hoax because of the above.   They've lied all along and changed the story when prodded.   Never overestimate the stupidity of some (the idjits holding the press conference), for they only wanted what PT Barnum wanted, to rip folks off.     
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Re: Body of Bigfoot found.
« Reply #48 on: August 16, 2008, 10:45:20 PM »
Genomics came back.

Hairs are Homo sapien. (Human)  mixed with Didelphis virginiana (Virginia Oppossum).

I confirm a Rosie O'Donnel sighting from these facts.

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-general/20080815/NEWS-BIGFOOT-DC/

No self respecting bigfoot would breed with anything that MAY produce a "rosie"

But seriously, I've spent LOTS of time in the woods of the pacific northwest. traditional "bigfoot" country. I find lots of carcasses of all the native species of large animals EXCEPT bigfoot. and nobody else has produced a single verifiable scrap of evidence either. No animal can completely dispose of its own remains upon its death. Any species needs to have a small population to continue propagating and a community of them that it would take to propagate would have been found. There are no places left in the pacific northwest that have not been covered on a regular basis by hikers and hunters.
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Re: Body of Bigfoot found.
« Reply #49 on: August 19, 2008, 01:19:24 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,406101,00.html

Bigfoot Body Revealed to Be Halloween Costume!

"At this time action is being instigated against the perpetrators of this fraud," Kulls writes on Biscardi's Web site. "On behalf of myself I can say with certainty Matthew Whitton and Ricky Dyer [are] not the best Bigfoot trackers in the world!"

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Re: Body of Bigfoot found.
« Reply #50 on: August 19, 2008, 02:37:49 PM »
lol ""come on take the money and run""  lol
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Re: Body of Bigfoot found.
« Reply #51 on: August 19, 2008, 02:41:36 PM »
what about the FLA. skunk ape???  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skunk_ape   http://www.skunkape.info/


A hunter in Florida proved the Skunk Ape/Skunky was a Musk Ox brought down for the filming of a Tarzan movie. Hollywood audiences not being so bright they accept an arctic animal in a tarzan movie. Anyway the hunter tried and tried to get the story out there but that would not benefit the newspapers or tourist trade so it didnt get any coverage. Does that illuminate any dark areas for you?
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Re: Body of Bigfoot found.
« Reply #52 on: August 19, 2008, 02:43:17 PM »
still waiting for the little green guys to come by  :rofl :rofl  and say we found bigfoot  :rofl
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Re: Body of Bigfoot found.
« Reply #53 on: August 19, 2008, 05:27:23 PM »
lol awesome..

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Re: Body of Bigfoot found.
« Reply #54 on: August 19, 2008, 06:32:27 PM »
The fact that this idiocy  made a news cycle is why someone like Obama is treated seriously as a candidate for POTUS.
How many people here needed someone to confirm this was hoax? If you did, are you voting in the presidential election?

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Re: Body of Bigfoot found.
« Reply #55 on: August 19, 2008, 06:48:12 PM »
Who wants to bet it has a striking resemblence to this?

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Or this?

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Re: Body of Bigfoot found.
« Reply #56 on: August 19, 2008, 08:16:59 PM »
No self respecting bigfoot would breed with anything that MAY produce a "rosie"

But seriously, I've spent LOTS of time in the woods of the pacific northwest. traditional "bigfoot" country. I find lots of carcasses of all the native species of large animals EXCEPT bigfoot. and nobody else has produced a single verifiable scrap of evidence either. No animal can completely dispose of its own remains upon its death. Any species needs to have a small population to continue propagating and a community of them that it would take to propagate would have been found. There are no places left in the pacific northwest that have not been covered on a regular basis by hikers and hunters.
They simply don't exist

The reason I love Cryptozoology so much is the same reason I love baiting Liberals so much as well.  The mere inference that a Scientist or a Liberal DOES NOT KNOW EVERYTHING is enough to drive them into a foaming at the mouth rage.  Christians are a small step below Scientists and Liberals.  Very small step.


Anyway, it was only recently that a Cryptid, the Giant Squid, was proven to exist.  For the longest time, the myths of giant squids were dismissed.  That was until crypto's discovered a new species of baby squid.  And then a very large squid was caught on camera.  It was only after that was a body accidentally caught.

You're wrong in thinking you know everything, like you've clearly stated above.  You're also wrong in thinking that all animals are automatons that just go through life to eat, sleep and have sexy.  Research has been done to show that a few animals actually have cognitive thought. 

On top of all this, we are still discovering new things about the creatures we thought we understood.  Take the Brazilian rain forests.  It was only just discovered recently that a tribe of indians existed that we never even knew was there.


With all of this, I believe the chance for bigfoot, and other cryptids, existing goes up.  However, you will never get a Scientist or Liberal to admit they are wrong.  You could slap them with a dead bigfoot's hairy palm across the face, and some would still not admit it.
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Re: Body of Bigfoot found.
« Reply #57 on: August 19, 2008, 08:39:05 PM »
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You could slap them with a dead bigfoot's hairy palm across the face, and some would still not admit it.

Isn't that the truth!  :lol
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Re: Body of Bigfoot found.
« Reply #58 on: August 19, 2008, 10:25:54 PM »
The reason I love Cryptozoology so much is the same reason I love baiting Liberals so much as well.  The mere inference that a Scientist or a Liberal DOES NOT KNOW EVERYTHING is enough to drive them into a foaming at the mouth rage.  Christians are a small step below Scientists and Liberals.  Very small step.


Anyway, it was only recently that a Cryptid, the Giant Squid, was proven to exist.  For the longest time, the myths of giant squids were dismissed.  That was until crypto's discovered a new species of baby squid.  And then a very large squid was caught on camera.  It was only after that was a body accidentally caught.

You're wrong in thinking you know everything, like you've clearly stated above.  You're also wrong in thinking that all animals are automatons that just go through life to eat, sleep and have sexy.  Research has been done to show that a few animals actually have cognitive thought. 

On top of all this, we are still discovering new things about the creatures we thought we understood.  Take the Brazilian rain forests.  It was only just discovered recently that a tribe of indians existed that we never even knew was there.


With all of this, I believe the chance for bigfoot, and other cryptids, existing goes up.  However, you will never get a Scientist or Liberal to admit they are wrong.  You could slap them with a dead bigfoot's hairy palm across the face, and some would still not admit it.

Well if you think Bigfoot has been successfully eluding taxidermists in Georgia since the inception of this country, stay home on election day. Please. And I'm a Republican.

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Re: Body of Bigfoot found.
« Reply #59 on: August 19, 2008, 10:26:15 PM »
Body of Bigfoot was a frozen gorilla suit. Moroons.  :huh
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