I'll try it. I cant stand what passes for fries in America today.
When I was a kid I used to sit with the old man, knife in hand, with real potatos, and make real french fries. Then we'd toss them into the oil cooker and cook them the right way. I have an old time diner near the house that actually makes fries the way they are supposed to be made, and chocolate shakes too. With milk, and chocolate, and ice cream, and syrup.
Fast food joints killed real American cooking. McDonalds gets away with selling soylent green, "which is people", and nobody says or does anything about it. I bet they burn flags there too, AND, are Liberals. And are anti-gun.
Forgive my rant but I hate whats happened to fries in this country. It makes me want to whack out a few commies.

Thank God for Texas.