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Offline mensa180

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Re: The Lie-clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2008, 01:08:30 PM »
Quote from: ROX on August 23, 2008, 12:31:01 PM
Mensa...my post had absolutely posiively NOTHING to do with you in any way shape or form.


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Jeesh dude.





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Sorry, seemed to fit.
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Offline avionix

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Re: The Lie-clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2008, 02:24:09 PM »
See Rule #2
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Re: The Lie-clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #32 on: August 23, 2008, 02:58:04 PM »
Nevermind, should have read the whole thread first.  :D
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Re: The Lie-clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2008, 03:08:08 PM »
Quote from: mensa180 on August 23, 2008, 01:08:30 PM
Sorry, seemed to fit.


No offence intended.

No offence taken.

Read the initial joke and the 2 or 3 posts people made after the initial joke.





ROX


BTW:  This joke made the rounds in 1969 when I was in 3rd grade, only the teller made YOU (the listener) the butt of the joke, and it wasn't heaven it was H-E-double-hockey-sticks, and "your" (the listener) clock was in Satan's office as a box fan.

Aw well.

I guess some jokes are generational.





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Offline Torque

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Re: The Lie-clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2008, 03:09:12 PM »
these posts are like professional sports... the loud mouths in the bleachers endlessly whining on about a brother on the playing field.

but then again... why is obama on the field... and not them.  :rofl
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Offline 1pLUs44

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Re: The Lie-clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2008, 03:12:58 PM »
Quote from: Yossarian on August 22, 2008, 10:19:33 PM
:cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :confused:


:lol

Great Post!


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TORAQUE!!! Hey, how's it goin man? Hurry up and get that subscription again! We still got a spot in the 40th FS just for you!
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Offline Yossarian

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Re: The Lie-clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #36 on: August 23, 2008, 05:59:24 PM »
Quote from: 1pLUs44 on August 23, 2008, 03:12:58 PM

:lol

Great Post!


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TORAQUE!!! Hey, how's it goin man? Hurry up and get that subscription again! We still got a spot in the 40th FS just for you!

Thanks, glad you liked it!  ;)
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Offline Hangtime

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Re: The Lie-clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #37 on: August 23, 2008, 07:32:48 PM »
Quote from: avionix on August 23, 2008, 02:24:09 PM
I take it you must be an atheist.  Atheism is still a belief.  It may be a belief in nothing, but just as I have faith in God, you have faith in nothing.

Nope. I'm an agnostic. My usual response to bible thumpers is:

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Offline Tango

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Re: The Lie-clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2008, 09:26:35 PM »
Quote from: Hangtime on August 23, 2008, 07:32:48 PM
Nope. I'm an agnostic. My usual response to bible thumpers is:

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That yor Grandfather was a monkey????  :t
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Offline SD67

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Re: The Lie-clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2008, 09:35:30 PM »
NO but the great great greatx10500 grandfather was ;)
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Re: The Lie-clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #40 on: August 23, 2008, 10:06:48 PM »
Of course that brings up another question. If we evolved from Apes then why are the apes still around?
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Offline Elfie

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Re: The Lie-clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #41 on: August 23, 2008, 10:10:16 PM »
Quote from: Tango on August 23, 2008, 10:06:48 PM
Of course that brings up another question. If we evolved from Apes then why are the apes still around?


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Offline vorticon

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Re: The Lie-clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2008, 10:11:50 PM »
Quote from: Hangtime on August 23, 2008, 07:32:48 PM
Nope. I'm an agnostic. My usual response to bible thumpers is:

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my usual response is "thats nice, goodbye"

it goes for anti-religious folk spouting off about the evils of organized religion as well.


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Offline Motherland

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Re: The Lie-clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #43 on: August 23, 2008, 10:16:30 PM »
Quote from: Tango on August 23, 2008, 10:06:48 PM
Of course that brings up another question. If we evolved from Apes then why are the apes still around?
We didn't evolve from apes. Where did you get that from?
Humans and apes had common ancestors. Saying humans evolved from apes is similar to saying apes evolved from humans. Neither are correct.
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Offline Engine

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Re: The Lie-clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #44 on: August 24, 2008, 03:00:28 AM »
Damn shame what we did to the neanderthals along the way...
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