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Offline VansCrew1

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Re: What do you guys do when you're afk
« Reply #45 on: August 26, 2008, 10:32:50 AM »
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Re: What do you guys do when you're afk
« Reply #46 on: August 26, 2008, 12:42:54 PM »
re load the bong.. :aok :rock :salute

That's what the wife is for.   :aok
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Re: What do you guys do when you're afk
« Reply #47 on: August 26, 2008, 12:44:47 PM »
His wife lol j/k


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Re: What do you guys do when you're afk
« Reply #48 on: August 26, 2008, 12:50:52 PM »
I fantasize about cherry-picking people as I gently fondle my privates while listening to romantic Italian Opera... :devil
Whacking to Puccini while fantasizing about distracted teen boys playing a video game... Classy. :aok  Disturbing :uhoh, but strangely classy nonetheless.
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Re: What do you guys do when you're afk
« Reply #49 on: August 26, 2008, 12:57:32 PM »
I think he was saying he drinks with his dog in the bathroom.  Probably a toilet with two straws.
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Re: What do you guys do when you're afk
« Reply #50 on: August 26, 2008, 01:14:34 PM »
i rub one out
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Re: What do you guys do when you're afk
« Reply #51 on: August 26, 2008, 06:35:01 PM »
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LMAO too funny!

When I go afk I S S S sometimes go to sleep wake up grab a drink and punch back in.
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Re: What do you guys do when you're afk
« Reply #52 on: August 26, 2008, 11:09:45 PM »
... refill.

Play with the kids, pester the wife, raid the fridge. Pretty much it.

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Offline 5PointOh

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Re: What do you guys do when you're afk
« Reply #53 on: August 26, 2008, 11:31:56 PM »
a load of dishes
a load of laundry
wipe down the kitchen counters
lay clothes out for tomorrow for the kids
vacuum
check on the kids [...who tend to get out of bed if they think I'm on the computer]
refill TxDad's coffee or iced tea


try to shoot down a few folks... rinse & repeat the afk schedule
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Re: What do you guys do when you're afk
« Reply #54 on: August 26, 2008, 11:40:37 PM »
School work, check VSE and Wall Street Survivor, watch CNBC, talk to friends online, check my email, get a drink...

Usually end up being AFK for a couple hours, and off the map when I get back to AH.
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Re: What do you guys do when you're afk
« Reply #55 on: August 27, 2008, 05:14:15 AM »
Do you offer training classes...I'll even send her your way!

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Re: What do you guys do when you're afk
« Reply #56 on: September 01, 2008, 04:40:54 AM »
I make calls to bishop squeakers ( anyone under 26 ) moms.

                       

           
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Re: What do you guys do when you're afk
« Reply #57 on: September 01, 2008, 04:55:09 AM »
*Wonders if Silat still has him number to tell Sarah on him*
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