WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????

[mbailey]

YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!
(and it actually does some good for you )

 

[redman555]

just throw a box of easy mac in microwave, problems solved = D


-BigBOBCH

[Steve]

OK so I've been dating this new woman for about a month now. She's good looking, red hair, freckles, dimples on her checks, and she makes me laugh all the time with her quick and sharp sense of humor.

So earlier this week I went and offered to cook her dinner tonight. Now I have to go home from work, start dinner so it will be ready when she gets off work and comes over around 6:30 We're going to have dinner, then drive down to the beach and take a nice long walk in the rain since the first bands of this tropical storm will be here and she likes walking in the rain. Then it's back to my place so we can sit on the couch watching movies, maybe have some ice cream for a late dessert, and split a couple bottles of wine.

WTH is wrong with me?? I'm a redneck!! A MAN'S, Man. I hunt and fish, shoot guns, drive a big truck, swill beer, and do shots of whiskey between playing games of pool in the local bar. I wear cowboy boots everyday, and a Stetson hat most nights when I go out. Never leave the house without my leatherman and flashlight hanging off my belt.

So how did I come up with this plan for tonight? Yeah that's right, tonight is all my doing. I never even came up with stuff like this when I was married. Someone please tell me I'm not turning into one of those metrosexual guys. I mean a real man can do stuff like this without loosing his macho mojo right?


Or.....Lord help me, am I falling in love with this woman?

I'm getting to old for this crap 

You're no man's man doing this stuff.   At best you're a metrosexual. Sounds like you've turned your testicles over to her control.

[Hornet33]

Geee, thanks Steve.

Actually last night was real nice.....right up until it was time for her to go home around 2am. Walked her out to her car and.......no freaking car!!!

The ultra melons that run the towing company for my apartment complex towed her car   Told us she didn't have a parking pass so it was towed. Drove her down to get it back and I waited with her for the driver that towed her car to show up. The guy working the office didn't want to call him in, but I insisted. The guy showed up about 20 minutes after we got there and I hammered him when I walked him over to the car and showed him the temp pass hanging off the rearview mirror, and made him read my copy of my lease agreement were it says that that's were my temp guest/visitor pass is supposed to be displayed. He was only looking for the resident parking pass sticker.

I went over to the office a little while ago and talked to Martha, the property manager, and told her what happened. Since I've lived here in the same apartment for over 2 1/2 years she was not happy about the whole thing, and called the towing company and ripped them a new one. She also gave me an extra sticker for Karens car, so now she'll have a resident sticker.

Other than that though, we had a great time last night......four times in fact   Guess I'm a prett decent cook after all

[Golfer]

Oh hell now you've done it.  You went and got her a resident parking pass?

[Baitman]

Sounds like you've turned your testicles over to her control.

Don't worry they are only on loan, you will get them back in about 10 years or less for good behavior.

[Hornet33]

Beats having her car towed again....plus this way if she wants to spend the night she doesn't have to park out in the boondocks in the lot.



Hehehe also found a pair of these stuffed in my cowboy boots this morning when I woke up.

This girl rocks!!!

[DREDIOCK]

Actually I enjoy cooking.
Always have.
Even when I was a kid.

Problem with me is when I cook I only rarely make something.
I have to create something.
The problem comes in where I dont bother to write them down so I can remember exactly how I made it the last time.

but even my kids will tell you.
Im a far better cook then my wife.
And she actually went ot school for cooking.

She isnt a bad cook at all.
I just do it much better.

Hey. Want to try something really good.
Take a standard recipe for Shrimp Scampi.
And use thinly sliced chicken instead of shrimp.

Came up with that one night when I felt like having shrimp scampi but didnt feel like running to the store for overpriced shrimp.

[Leslie]

You might be a redneck if:

You post your new girlfriend's panties on the internet.   Good luck!  She looks like a nice girl Hornet.



Les

[Hornet33]

You might be a redneck if:

You post your new girlfriend's panties on the internet.   Good luck!  She looks like a nice girl Hornet.



Les

LOL didn't think of that. Guess I'm not too whooped just yet.

[Leslie]

There ain't nothing like a good redneck woman.  Wish I still had mine but I was an idiot and pissed her off.  We got back on speaking terms but it took a long time.

One day I handed her a bed sheet by mistake.  I thought it was her nightgown she had left at the house and I didn't check it closely.  We were at the split up stage.  I knew it was over then.  The look on her face was one of being pissed off, but I smoothed my way past that fortunately.

That was a damn good woman in many ways.  Shouldn't have left her.  She's not very forgiving and that's why we haven't reconnected.  We got back on good speaking terms after awhile, and I'm thankful for that.


Les

[Baitman]

Just remember to do what she says or else you end up like the guy in this add.

[texasmom]

lol ~ nice

[MrRiplEy[H]]

Oh hell now you've done it.  You went and got her a resident parking pass?

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That image can mean game over for AH also, I know it did to me!

[1pLUs44]

Beats having her car towed again....plus this way if she wants to spend the night she doesn't have to park out in the boondocks in the lot.

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Hehehe also found a pair of these stuffed in my cowboy boots this morning when I woke up.

This girl rocks!!!

Well, I browsed through this, SO... I may as well be the first to ask...

Did ya get any?