Greatest Movie Line Ever

[whels]

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0lvp7a7pmk&feature=related

[Bosco123]

"Say hello to my BOOMSTICK!"-Army of Darkness

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"Crush the enemy... See them driven before you... and to hear the lamentation of the women..."

AWESOME


or there is the one from a book

"Who Dies First..."

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and then there is

"im your Huckleberry..."

or

 "You're so drunk, you're probably seeing double... I have two guns. One for each of ya"


"its better to have one and not need it, then to need one and not have it"

[Shamus]

It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack a cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

shamus

[mechanic]

"What the hell are you doing?" - Kelly
"Drinking some wine, eating some cheese and catching some rays, man" - Oddball
"Well what the status of the tank?" - Kelly
"It's broken." - OddBall
"Well shouldn't you be helping to fix it?" - Kelly
"Look man, I just ride the things, I don't know what makes them work." - OddBall

 

[Saxman]

Also, like Saxman, just about anything the emperor says in the Star Wars series.  "wipe them out. all of them."

If you reread my post you'll see I specified RETURN OF THE JEDI.

Not even the Emperor could save the Prequels from being nothing better than a steaming pile of bantha poop. And that goes for quotes.

[mbailey]

The Outlaw Josey Wales... a gold mine of great quotes.

 Josey: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
 Old Injun : I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.

and...

 "Dying ain't much of a livin, boy."

and...

 Old Injun: I'm an Indian, all right; but here in the nation they call us the "civilized tribe". They call us "civilized" because we're easy to sneak up on. White men have been sneaking up on us for years.

and my favorite, .. current times considered:

 Senator: The war's over. Our side won the war. Now we must busy ourselves winning the peace. And Fletcher, there's an old saying: To the victors belong the spoils.
 Fletcher: There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

Indian-- "All i have left is this piece of rock candy, but its not for eatin, its just for lookin thru"

Agreed Outlaw Josey Wales has a plethora of quotes

[Hangtime]

 "We've got to find a way to make these things smaller."
         --Japanese sailor, trying to get a large table top radio into his submarine

"Jesus Palomino, a Nazi. I knew it, you're all in cahoots. Well let me tell you something, Mr. Heinie Kraut, I fought your kind in the great war, and we kicked the living crap out of you!"
          --Hollis P. Wood: [after seeing Captain von Kleinschmidt enter]

"How can a man take a dump with a hunnerd buffalo rifles a-pointin' at 'em?"
          --- Hollis P. Wood

From '1941'

[caldera]

If you reread my post you'll see I specified RETURN OF THE JEDI.

Not even the Emperor could save the Prequels from being nothing better than a steaming pile of bantha poop. And that goes for quotes.

 I understand exactly what you said. I merely included the prequels (which were not even 1% as good as the original trilogy - excluding the ewoks of course ) in my post. Maybe you are jaded by Return of the Jedi. The emperor was phenomenal.

"you will pay for your lack of vision"



I agree the prequels were a huge letdown. I still like his lines, though they aren't as good or as numerous. ROTJ set the bar pretty high.

[Blooz]

"Is this your idea of fun Mav?"

[Swager]

Slider:  "Yea, well who's butt did you kiss to get in here?"

Goose:  "The line is long and distinguished"

Slider:  "Yeah, well, so's my Johnson!"

[Shuckins]

...and the President told us, "Endeavor to Perservere."  We thought about that for a long time..."Endeavor to Perservere."  And when we had thought about it, we declared war on the Union.

[Hangtime]

...and the President told us, "Endeavor to Perservere."  We thought about that for a long time..."Endeavor to Perservere."  And when we had thought about it, we declared war on the Union.

That old indian in Josey Wales was freakin priceless. Stole the movie.

[trax1]

"A Bridge Too Far"

Bittrich's Aide: [Walking across Arnhem Bridge with a white flag]
Major Harry Carlyle: That's far enough
Bittrich's Aide: My General says that there is no point in continuing this fight and is willing to discuss terms of surrender.
John Frost: [in the background - sotto voce] Tell them to go to hell!
Major Harry Carlyle: Sorry, we don't have the proper facilities to take you all prisoner... Sorry, We'd like to...
[Bittrich's Aide turns away confused]
Major Harry Carlyle: [Carlyle to Frost] Rather gracious of me don't you think?