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Offline Saxman

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Re: College grad, 22, to auction off virginity....
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2008, 05:02:33 PM »
I'd do her. I wouldn't pay a MILLION for her, but maybe the price of a nice dinner and night out.
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Re: College grad, 22, to auction off virginity....
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2008, 07:17:50 PM »
Hmmmm..... I wonder if Hilary will let Bill take part in the auction? :lol
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Offline Hangtime

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Re: College grad, 22, to auction off virginity....
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2008, 07:44:29 PM »
I think I'd want to interview her previous boyfriends. She must have developed some other skills...

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Re: College grad, 22, to auction off virginity....
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2008, 07:46:11 PM »
Quote from: Hangtime on September 13, 2008, 07:44:29 PM
I think I'd want to interview her previous boyfriends. She must have developed some other skills...



Yup.   Without question there are a "couple other things" that have been "blown out" in the meantime.   
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Re: College grad, 22, to auction off virginity....
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2008, 07:52:12 PM »
Who would want to have sex with a virgin?! :confused:

If I pay for sex, I want someone that has experience and can get me my money's worth.
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Re: College grad, 22, to auction off virginity....
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2008, 12:50:30 AM »
With from what I understand 90% of American girls have their hymen broken at a gynecologist exam I'd like to see how she proves the virginity.

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Re: College grad, 22, to auction off virginity....
« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2008, 01:43:48 AM »
I have a shiny nickel... lets go :rock
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Re: College grad, 22, to auction off virginity....
« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2008, 10:53:31 AM »
What a filthy potato.


Edit -  :rofl :rofl   potato

Meant to say dirty sleazebag prostitute (w-hore)

That makes me sick that something as stupid as this gets a big news story
« Last Edit: September 14, 2008, 10:55:37 AM by Meatwad »
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Re: College grad, 22, to auction off virginity....
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2008, 01:44:46 PM »
Ive gotten better before for the price of a few drinks.

And what the hell is up with the color gradient between her face and neck and body.
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Re: College grad, 22, to auction off virginity....
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2008, 02:10:44 PM »
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And what the hell is up with the color gradient between her face and neck and body.

Photoshop?
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Re: College grad, 22, to auction off virginity....
« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2008, 03:13:09 PM »
they would have had to have chopped a whole nother neck in to get that weird effect. She is made up of the parts of three people then
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Re: College grad, 22, to auction off virginity....
« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2008, 05:50:11 PM »
Quote from: Pooh21 on September 14, 2008, 03:13:09 PM
they would have had to have chopped a whole nother neck in to get that weird effect. She is made up of the parts of three people then

Frankenstein!
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Re: College grad, 22, to auction off virginity....
« Reply #27 on: September 14, 2008, 05:56:44 PM »
She's better off hooking up with some rich Saudi men :aok
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Re: College grad, 22, to auction off virginity....
« Reply #28 on: September 14, 2008, 05:58:45 PM »
Why all the hate?  Lots of people do things for money that others think is somehow wrong even when it injures neither party in the transaction...

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Re: College grad, 22, to auction off virginity....
« Reply #29 on: September 14, 2008, 07:16:08 PM »
potato

LOL

potato

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