When it comes to furballs, I have given up avoiding the HO in the MA.
 This rule does not apply in the FSO, snapshots, or AVA.  But in the MA, I am not making it MY responsibility to avoid the HO  
It opens you up for the guy behind you who is actually trying to get a good shot on you.
If you point your nose at me, I will fire.  I will not apologize, please don't expect it.  Do not give me excuses.  I am tired of hearing them.
I am taking Vicodin
I am drunk
I was trying for a front quarter shot
I am new
You HO'd me.
It is a cartoon plane, I can get another.  So can you.  Use a towel if you run out of tissues.
I fly all German Iron, so you can rest assured that I will have cannon rounds.  If they connect, something of yours is going to break or fall off.
Happy flying.    
